Well... that's all she wrote. Monitor's Bounty hunter has finished what Anvil's Legacy started and the Barracuda is now completely ruined. I guess that's what I get for thinking vehicle welding support was going to be an awesome addition to Halo 5. Instead, they just reaffirmed the feelings that made me start losing faith in the franchise and stopped pouring time and effort into trying to make fun Forge content. Very sad that this worked exponentially better as a glitch than it does as an officially supported "feature."

Goodbye Barracuda, you will be sorely missed, much like the months of design and testing that went into your creation.