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   Welcome to Tempe, Arizona. This rendition of a parking lot is 100% accurate! Here in late June, temperatures rise to 120º F, even without global warming (because it's a myth). Don't step out of the shade for too long, or you will die! Try to keep hydrated, or you will die! And don't wander out into the desert, or you will die! Don't forget to put on sunscreen!

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