She's on Birth Controll (Don't get impregnated version 2) She's On Birth Controll! (Don't get impregnated version 2) First off I would like to tell you this post should not be considerd "Naughty" I will only use words the you have heard your health or sex-ed teacher use. If you can't handle it, you shouldn't be playing halo. It is an M rated game after all. THE STORY You are an egg who does not wan't to become impregnated. You must defend yourself by shooting down all the sperm before they can reach you! Picture time! Map overview Closup of the face closup of the waist Smoother launcher The egg Gameplay! Zombies are one hit. you start with a BR and a Sniper rifle. You can get more Sniper but no BR. If you try to jump of the edge to get more ammo or escape you respawn in here. The custom powerup makes you move slow and deal no damage. You can try to escape and make it to the launcher before you die. However if you somhow if you somehow manage to escape you won't launch far eough to the egg. Sorry! V2 plays better but I still stink at forge... His but.. On the bright side all of the bad forging takes place on parts of the map that don't effect gameplay. Gametype (she's) http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=90797308 Map (Birth Controll) http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=90797329 For more pictures and a better idea of how the game works click the spoiler to see version one! Spoiler First off I would like to tell you this post should not be considerd "Naughty" I will only use words the you have heard your health or sex-ed teacher use. If you can't handle it, you shouldn't be playing halo. It is an M rated game after all. THE STORY You are an egg who does not wan't to become impregnated. You must defend yourself by shooting down all the sperm before they can reach you! THE MAP The map is basicaly a Pen*s that fires white zombies at the egg. The map The Pen*s The egg THE GAMEPLAY The humans have sniper rifle and BR. They don't have unlimited ammo. They have endless sniper ammo but no extra BR ammo. If you jump of the map to try to get more ammo you will respawn in the zombie spawn. The humans have a huge advantage. But it's okay because the rounds last 5-7 minutes. When I tested it humans and zombies both had a good time. ACTION SHOTS (Sorta) Map Bungie.net : Halo 3 File Details Gametype Bungie.net : Halo 3 File Details
With a good sniper this game could last FOREVER. However this map looks pretty cool. Besides the sexual theme here... But this gave me a cool idea for a zombie map. You could have the same basic layout but then add like more launchers from different angles around the middle island. That way the human is in a canstant pannic looking around for his enemy
It's fine if you use my idea but please don't update the map. Depending on how well this goes I might make a version two. It also would be hard to add more launchers because I had to use a wall so people don't fly off. Even with the wall you don't always make it.
so what your saying is he should redo the map with an **** theme? wow. the map isnt anything special, and im sorry to say but dicks dont look like that, but this is halo and you cant be to accurate. good idea but horrible build.
I told the other guy I would make a version two if people like the idea. Since you like the idea it has a better chance of happening.
ok, but make it so the sperm have to come from the nads, it will make more sense, because as it stands, that is one infertile package that invisible man has
Nads=nards=nuts=balls Yeah, he ment to make the sperm come from the balls. Also, dicks have a head, not just a hole at the end. But the concept is funny and the gameplay is fun too. Hope to see that v2.
like Ya said this could be fun if you added more launchers, possibly at differnt angles, and fix the zombie's gravity so they land on or almost on the egg. You should possibly try making the name of the game more mature to so people don't relize what there playing till they finnaly get it. It will get good laugh I would think.
This is one of the nastiest maps I have ever seen. Couldn't you have used anything other than this for your map?
If it was named anything else, you wouldn't of thought of it as nasty. Then just would have complained.
Any one notice the killballs are used for the balls? ;] "Hes got balls of fire" lolol As for the map I think you could have added more too it ,it doesn't look like you used many items on the map so on V@ you could build more onto it.
Wow, just wow looks like it would take forever to end game if somebdy had a decent snipe, kind of creative, and it looks like it would take long to make sorry
The updated game is set so it won't take forever. Sniping is hard on this map based on the angle of the "launcher" Br-ing is the easyest way to kill zombies. But when I update everything you will have unlimmited sniper butr not unlimited br. So eventualy the game will end. In vesion two I am going to make the egg a full circle. Lots of interlocking. and the balls are going to be hollow. Is that what you mean by add more into it? I could but the nastyness effect adds a bit of humer to the map. Also a bit of humer to when people talk.
The forging is brutal but I had a good laugh when I clicked on the topic. If the theme was anything else, this would be a pretty crappy map, but it's actually pretty hilarious. I bet games are a blast just because of the stuff people would say during the rounds. But yeah, for your v2 I'd recommend making the map bigger and more detailed. And maybe you should call the gametype for v2 "She's" and the map "birth control", so in the pre-game lobby it'd read "She's on Birth Control" , which would explain why the sperm are having such a tough time. And whoever said that the sperm should come from the balls is an idiot, the sperm should spawn in the balls, but they should *** out the pen*s, because, well, that's just how it works. This isn't sex ed, go read a book.
Hey thanks! Glad you like it. This realy is just a P.O.C. V.2 Definatly is going to be named She's on birthcontroll.
dude, make another map. And when you do, pm me. I think it's hysterical, and 'she's on birth control' made me laugh out loud =) it's definately a good idea, forging may not be perfect but everybody has to learn, and it doesn't subtract from the humour imho (although seeing a gigantic, detailed, functional forge ***** would crack me up in tears)
So it's basically a game where the zombies are target practice for the humans? Sounds like GREAT fun. Also, gratz on the untouchable, must've been hard.
For any one who downloaded the map before today (August 9th) please download the most current version. It elimenates the issues with unfairness. Also As you may know work on version two has begun! It will inculude interlocking and smoother gameplay! Version two willl be named She's (on) Birth Controll. See you then!