Bits of Life

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  1. Grif

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    I've found that I do better work when I am pressed for time.
     
  2. cakeChart

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    I died in my dream last night. **** on that one, bishes.
     
  3. Grif

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    Please people, this thread is losing its meaning!
     
  4. cakeChart

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    Well, seeing as I believe I died in my dream, it may be possible to live trough dying in a dream. Of course, what do I know, I only dreamt of nothing except complete and total blackness until I woke up.
     
  5. Leet World

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    Your brain doesn't always remember the entire dream. It has been said that when you die in your dream you die in real life. But that is only if you think you are dead. Once I died in a dream and went to heaven. (surprisingly like Hawaii I might add) But the fact is that I still had thoughts going on. If I truly thought I was dead then I would no longer have thoughts and stop breathing and carrying out other bodily tasks.
     
  6. Grif

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    It is nearly impossible to not get a side that is included in your meal.
    I swear to God (and science) that every single time someone asks "What side do you want?" I'll say "none I'm fine" (when I don't want a side of course) and they'll say "its included" Me: "I understand that, but I'm fine" Usually this goes on until either there were two sides included and they bring out extra of the one side I did order or I just give in an order a side.
     
  7. Frag Man

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    Well no duh, nobody lives forever.
     
  8. Randle Scandal

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    I have slight premonitions, more like feelings of average future events, for example if I am speeding in my car, I see a spot, where I get this strange feeling a cop will be. I then slow down to the speed limit, and there is a cop.

    There are other instances as well, but that was the best I could explain.
     
  9. Telrad

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    The top of your mouth is the only place where you can tickle yourself.
     
  10. Transhuman Plus

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    Nobody lives forever YET!!!
     
  11. cakeChart

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    In that case, wouldn't you think it weird for me to forget the second half of my dream? Generally, wouldn't one forget the part of the dream further from wake up, due to time passing and other thoughts being had? I think so.

    Now wait just a damn second. You essentially just said that if one were to wish to commit suicide, they could just stop their own heart with no other means than their thoughts. Now take for example the episode of South Park when Cartman thought he was dead. By your logic, shouldn't he have died for real? Or maybe he stayed alive because he thought he was alive in a non-physical celestial form, which would explain going to heaven in your dream.
     
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  12. CaMOfo

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    You regularly chew on the same side of your mouth as the same side hand you write with unless of course it hurts when you chew.
     
  13. Frag Man

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    And what are you basing this off of?
     
  14. Donii

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    Usually, if i dream of something random, EG: something stupid at school. 2-4 months later, it happens, evne though i forgot all about it, as soon as it happens im like, shiiit , i remember that from somewere.
     
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    Wearing two condoms at the same time increases your chance of babies and STD's

    Keeping a condom in your wallet rubs microscopic holes big enough for sperm to escape out of.

    Pills dont protect from STD's sometimes not even pregnancy.

    A wire clothes hanger can be used for more than hanging clothes, you can use it to pick locks, or even perform self abortion.

    If you stick your ***** in a vacuum to masturbate, then you can damage your *****.

    Snorting Coment is very bad.

    Snorting pixie sticks burns.

    Snorting cocaine = super fun time.

    Jaw breakers will explode if heated.

    Soda and pop rocks will not blow up your stomach

    If your in the water when a underwater explsion happens, the shock wave will **** your lungs up and you will drown in your blood.

    12 nuclear missles is all that is needed to cover the earth in smoke for many years causing nuclear winter. Russia and USA have a couple thousand.

    Were due for a super volcano any day now.

    IF you done use it you lose it is false.

    Sex is great exercise.

    dihydrogen monoxide kills lots of people each year, and theres nothing that can be done about it.

    Bleach, and Dawn dishsoap makes a deadly gas when mixed.

    2+2 = 4

    4+4 = purple

    fire trucks are red

    ambulances are white.

    walt disney was a racist.

    practice makes perfect. **** often.

    dolphins are the only other animal in the world that has sex for fun.

    if grif calls your cell phone at 10pm on a thursday night, and asks you to drive an hour from where you live to crash a tailgate party with him, tell him your busy.

    if you removed your bottom 2 ribs, you could suck your own ****.

    Take your hand out of your pants.

    Dom's sister is a *****. (she just blew me **** WAS SO CASH)

    you can not throw a playing card fast enough to kill someone.

    Guns accutlay do kill people. people just assist.

    The universe was not made for humans. Were a doomed species form the start.

    I may or may not be drunk right now.

    If you drive fast enough, a cop cant pull you over.

    No cop, no stop.

    Coffee is served hot, never spill it on yourself.

    If your pulled over while drinking and the cop asks you to say the alphabet backwards, tell him you cant even do that when your sober.

    1 out of 4 people are mentaly ill. Take a good look at your 3 closest friends, if they seem fine to you, then your the 1.

    Hungryman microwave meals weigh 1 pound.

    Boobs are awesome.

    Autism is just a nice way of saying someones retarded.

    a stop sign has 8 sides.

    a yeild sign has 3 sides

    if hitler used his abilites for good instead of bad, the would could been alot better.

    if hitler didnt kill millons of jews, then the world population now would almost be doubled of what is is now.

    right handed people hold their **** with their right hand when peeing.

    and last but not least every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.



    (all those were written as they came to me in my head lol)
     
  16. Vinny

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    If you throw a party, or are at a party and you don't remember any of it:

    It was a good party.

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    Waiting 10 seconds to post and having to read the rules before you post is just malarkey.
     
  17. Grif

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    I just wanted you to gatecrash a party.
     
  18. EpicFishFingers

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    Signs that have symbols in Britain (e.g. airport signs) have the symbols always pointing the direction of the place (e.g. the plane on an airport sign points the direction of the airport).
     
  19. Vinny

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    I'm very sure that's universal for all signs.
     
  20. What's A Scope?

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    I feel like the number 23 is a kind of easter egg. Have any of seen the movie? It's really interesting where it pops up. Right after watching the movie, I changed the channel and saw that 'Ocean's 13; was playing. I added up the numbers to a hotel room where the critic was staying and it equaled 23. The number of my house on the street I live on is 255. -2 + 5*5=23. Perhaps it is just paranoia.

    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica][SIZE=-1]December 23, 2012 - [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Helvetica][SIZE=-1]The date the Mayans believed the world will end. Hence why they werer eally obsessed with time and it's observance.[/SIZE][/FONT]

    December 23, 2012
    20 + 1 + 2= 23

    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Washington, D.C.[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Helvetica][SIZE=-1] - Washington starts with the letter "W" which is the 23rd letter in the
    alphabet. The Pentagon (5 sides) building is located in Washington D.C. [/SIZE][/FONT]

    MORE

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    2,669 is the number of profile views I have as of now.

    2+6+6+9=23

    WOAH
     
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