Bits of Life

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  1. Nemihara

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    For a good time, call 555-0197.
     
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    Jack <3's Jessica
     
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    I noticed that whenever I think of death, my mind and the image in my head goes completely blank and then my stomach churns like I've got butterflies. Try it now, force yourself to try to imagine what happens when you die. Figure out what happens afterwords.
     
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  5. Nemihara

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    I don't know; let's try it! I'll get the rope.
     
  6. EpicFishFingers

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    British = anti-clockwise
     
  7. V

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    Most parents will, at some point in a young child's life, wash their kid's mouth out with soap to instill the idea of not using a bad word/phrase. What do you do for a deaf/mute? Wash their hands?
     
  8. Grif

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    I think we may be starting to slip from the original purpose...
     
  9. CaMOfo

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    I believe we are Grif. :[

    On topic. You can't lift your ring finger up at the same time your pinky, middle, and index finger's knuckles are against the surface. (Veiw of what I'm talking about)
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  10. Nemihara

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    But the point is usually for when the kid swears. A deaf/mute can't swear.
     
  11. Transhuman Plus

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    It is physically possible to lick your elbow.

    Either that or i'm "physically impossible".
     
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    I used to be able to lick my elbow, now I can't, because I've grown out of it.

    You can't lick your shoulder blade.
     
  13. Nemihara

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    No ****, really? By the way, you can't lick the back of your head, either.
     
  14. Transhuman Plus

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    Enough about where people can and can't lick. I know where this is going.

    Typing *#06# in your phone reveals it's IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity number).
     
  15. EpicFishFingers

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    Typing "*67" in before you type in a number hides your caller ID on a mobile.

    EDIT: and your one doesn't work for "Samsung G600"s. Phoning that number is strangely "not allowed".
     
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    ah yes there's one with the sony ericssons
    something like * left * right
    the rest is faded in my head

    have you ever noticed how the harder you try to remember a dream the more faint it gets, and horrble dreams stick around much more easily?
     
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    Holy crap!!! That's insane!!! It's actually really really hard to do!

    wow

    I'm amazed right now

    I'll edit this if I can think of anything.

    EDIT: It's also hard to swing your fists around in opposite directions so that they are going towards and away from your body.
     
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  18. Nemihara

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    Hey, get this guys! I dialed this number by random one time, and this voice came on that said, "911 operator, what is your emergency?" I thought it would be really funny to prank them, so I said, "BATTLETOADS MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU HAVE IT?" Then I hung up. Haha, the dumbasses have no clue what hit them...

    Hey, how come the doorbell just rang?
     
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    Gene Simmons can.
     
  20. TeapotKing

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    i can. oh, i see what you did there, good one!
     

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