If you could write something on one of the Safe Room walls in Left 4 Dead, what would you write? Imagine yourself as one of the survivors. I have a few ideas for what I might write: Spoiler "Don't leave without a First Aid Kit!!" "God... Fried Zombie isn't that bad.." "Do you still want me to get those divorce papers?" "There's this chick crying outside and she's barely naked.... My mind says no, but my pants say yes...." Oh, and here's a cool thing my friend did to my copy of Left 4 Dead, or should I say, "Left 2 Die." Spoiler I'm going to post my favorite ones that you guys come up with here: Spoiler Possibly Offensive (but still funny): Spoiler
"blind man writes"*jfgalguraghldjghruaghjvh* "Guy who can see" * i think he ment to say was "RUN FASTER"
"No retards, this is not a bathroom..." "You better grab that auto shotty boy! Or else you die!" "Anyone else realize that all of these various saferooms have the same stuff in them? "
"Beat my Record for dieing!" "Only takes One zombie to infect" "Look behind you" "I think you forgot some pills over there.."
"Seriously, after 2 weeks what are you still doing here?" "Remind me, Why are we leaving these guns, ammo, health and grenades." "I bet you don't make it 20 feet."
"hmm, that's wierd. I swear I remember seeing a zombie in here before I closed the saferoom door and saw our scores"
"What retard left all this stuff lying around here" "The door was open check for zombies" "$10 says you won't make it 15ft" "If you're reading this you're **** out of luck" "Those weren't pain pills" then I'd draw a ***** skeeting because you just have to do that.
"call me for a good time 1-800-Poles" "Everyone that is a zombie is retarded, there is a never ending supply of bullet on the table." "So... how did you not get infected? I didn't by not showering for 3 months." "Go to the library. NO there are tons of them there go to the substation, NO wendys, highschool,StarbucksWHICH ONE, mall, airport, Hilldogs, NO nobody has bin there for years, go to the hospital." "Anyone get that tounge rapped around them it feels soooooo good." "You know what is fun? Throwing rocks at cars, try it."
Take the shotgun, its more powerful. Are you a f*cking retard? Take the machine gun, reloads faster. No zombie is safe from my fists of fury!