Noobs in Matchmaking

Discussion in 'Halo and Forge Discussion' started by Pedobear, Apr 14, 2009.

  1. Pedobear

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    I mean, it's one thing to trash talk, but to do it when you're eight-years-old? Ridiculous. I was in Social Slayer, trying to get the Lightswitch achievement, and ran into some eight-year-old kids. They kept talking **** like, "dude, HLG sucks ass, go **** yourself," or, "I'm gonna give you a tea-bag sandwich, nager!"
    It was pretty annoying.
    Then, one minute into the game, we're winning 7-0.
    Two minutes in: 15-2.
    So, throughout the game, we had a very solid lead. Final score was 50-29. The one time these noobs killed me, their whole team had a tea-bag party on my dead body. So, to get even, I proceeded to tea-bag anyone anytime I killed them. It was pretty funny. In the post-game lobby, just before they left, I said, "you guys owe me money for those tea-bag sandwiches."

    Don't you hate meeting noobs in matchmaking?
     
  2. M.Jelleh

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    Old complaint is old.
    Little kids will always be pains in the ass. That's why the parents shouldn't let them use mics.
     
  3. Phoenix619

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    Parents shouldn't let them play the game.
     
  4. M.Jelleh

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    Meh, as long as they aren't on my team, it's not a big deal for me. I'm normally in a private chat anyway.
     
  5. STWOW

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    It is not little kids that piss me off as much as just HORRIBLE players, like I am I dun no how shoot rite?
    Why play when you get -17 spread with 1 kill?
    Also people who are older but still complain like a 10 year old.
     
  6. Chedderboy

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    Easy solution: don't play social. You'll run into the worst of n00bs there. Rank up in any of the ranked playlists and you'll quickly be playing with people who usually know when to STFU.
    Or just mute them.
     
  7. DimmestBread

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    The only people I dislike in matchmaking are the ones who complain. If I have a horrible teammate but he is trying hard, just isn't good, then I don't care but if he whines and complains, thats when I break in the mute button.

    Long story short, use the mute button and just ignore them if they tea bag you and in pre game lobby say "humping a dead body is just disgusting" and leave.
     
  8. STWOW

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    Yes but in Ranked I actually care when I lose and it loses a fun nature to it that social has. There is bad people, no joke they exist, and they exist in ranked too and when they are on your team, it hurts you.
     
  9. Wood Wonk

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    if you are in ranked, most should be about the same skill level as you.
     
  10. DoTTii

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    Get over it, **** happens. Rank doesn't mean **** anyways. If you don't want to get bad kids in social, play ranked. If that doesn't work for you, play customs. If you have no friends to play customs with, sorry but you're out of luck
     
  11. STWOW

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    Yea well under 30 that isn't true. I have 2 50s which I sold and when I played ranked it was like that but, under 30 people arn't really as serious.
     
  12. Wood Wonk

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    yeah i guess thats true.
    but once you rank up that high, its fine.
     
  13. Love Slice

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    Welcome to the world of online video gaming, where immaturity runs rampant.

    It happens to everybody, all the time. People online are often ignorant, idiotic, immature, uncivilized, annoying, inconsiderate, and downright stupid. Get used to it buddy, it's only getting worse. Just ignore them and mute them. Letting stuff like that get to you is silly. People only do it because they like to see peoples reactions, or they may be trying to show off to their friends. Don't ever show any sign of irritation when speaking with them. That lets them know that they got to you, and they feel like they've won. Like I said, just ignore them.
     
  14. Novak

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    I only hate noobs when they're on my team... it's fun playing against them though. :) I guess little kids can be annoying too, but it's not really little kids that are annoying, it's the people who only know how to say "zomg lulzurz thut wuz fur teh epik winz!". I mean honestly, it's not even that funny when you're typing it, but when you actually say it... give me a break.
     
  15. BunN eeE

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    Play MLG. And if you happen to get above lvl 45, then you won't have to face any more noobs. Amazing, right?
     
  16. DimmestBread

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    but then you have to deal with all the jackasses though. i'd rather listen to whinny kid then listen to somebody say how great they are, how terrible i am, and how bungie screwed up halo 3 and that the first two are way better
     
  17. EpicFishFingers

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    I'd rather be a noob than a geek that spends all his free time on the game. There is the ability to mute, too?
     
  18. d4rkdemon

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    whenether i am in matchmakin i mute everyone on the other team

    and if some **** is on my team, mute him too ;)

    it works:)
     
  19. Nick Novikov

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    It depends if they are on your team or not. If they are, you are trouble for two reasons,
    1. They probably suck
    2. They annoy you and possibly make you do bad too.

    If they are on the other team and they have the above characteristics then go right in own them and get your exp.
     
  20. Zanitor

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    Meh, I really don't like noobs term on something, I play with younger kids before, and they are okay, but I know the few that are stupid and talk ****, but as do other people at other ages.
     

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