The Best "Deuce" Experience.. got a story to tell?

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  1. eLuSiv

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    Whats up.. Im really bored.. I need a laugh. Help me out a little here.. What is your best and most memorable experience droppin' a deuce aka takin' a dump aka pinchin' a log aka droppin' a load?
     
  2. XxSpix

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    I once crapped so hard I almost tore a muscle in my ass.
    We had to buy a new toilet.
     
  3. Azrius

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    I am more co-ordinated when I am drunk than I am sober. Figure that one out.
     
  4. Jake Pajamas

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    I feel that every poop is just a little blessing from god.

    One time I took a dooger so bad the ceilings had to be cleaned.
     
  5. Amak1131

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    I Sharted myself trying to walk home one day, waaay back in the grade of the seventh. lol :D
     
  6. eLuSiv

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    a while back some of my friends put surrand-wrap under the top seat of my toilet.. I sat down, not noticing anything cuz i had to **** so bad.. Well you can picture what happened next.... bastards.
     
  7. Star iz Legiit

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    Well to be honest,lol
    I started using the bath room one day and was on the toilet for 6 hours and got it half way out, then it just broke apart, so the next day, I started to use the bath room again and it took me 6 more hours to get the second half out
     
  8. The Spartan III

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    lol. one time my little brother had a hotwheel cake for his birthday, and i had some of the black frosting that was supposed to be the road. so did everyone else. i only had 1 bite, it was horrible. then later that night i was in the bathroom for 3 hours. just pooping green terds/diarhea. turns out everybody who had black frosting got diarrhea.
     
  9. eLuSiv

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    that sucks lol.
     
  10. CaMOfo

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    I had the flu 3 years ago. It basically went as followed.
    Diarrhea
    The smell made me throw up.
    Diarrhea
    Threw up again.
     
  11. Mr Garfunkle

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    lmao hotwheel cake. One day I got addicted to these spicy peppers and was spurting it out all day.
     
  12. EpicFishFingers

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    I hate it when you ****, and the huge splash makes the piss in the toilet hit your arse. Ewww...

    The worst thing had to be when I had meat, and I must have accidentally swallowed one of the strings that held the meat together. So when it came out the other side, I had this reinforced turd that was broken up into about three pieces along the string. 5 minutes later, I just had this one lump on the end of the string and the other end of the string atill up my arse, and i shook my arse and the turd on the end hit the backs of my legs and then I had to pull the bit of string out of my arsehole with my hands...

    Too graphical?
     
  13. The Spartan III

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    LOL i laughed that whole time i rea that. rofl...

    whenever i take a big turd it hurts like hell. like a year and a half ago i shoved something up my ass once, and it musta torn something cuz it still hurts like a *****.
     
  14. FreshCherry

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    I don't really have a bad story haha
    Sucks for y'all ;)
     
  15. oDannyKellyo

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    A lot of years ago i pooped so hard the splash drowned me i came back alive and killed hitler bit mike tysons ear off tortured Zak Efron then made a FH account. :D
     
  16. eLuSiv

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    WHY!?!?!?!? If have no idea why you would do that.. unless of course you are a girl.. then i understand a little more...
     
  17. Juggernaut

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    Once when I used the toilet while I was sick, I had burning diarrhea. It felt like there was a fire in my asshole, it hurt so bad.
     
  18. Jake Pajamas

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    Am I just incredibly weird for having read through all of these stories? wtf...
     
  19. The Spartan III

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    im a dude. i was just sort of experimenting with my body. it was, like i said, a year ago(maybe a year and a half).

    and, just so you know, anal penetration feels the same with girls and guys. thats why getting a girl to go anal is such a prized thing. if not done perfectly, the inner lining can tear, which is very painful when doing anything with your butt. f done enough, it can even rip and bleed. as you may expect, the poo then goes into the wounds and into the bloodstream if not treated carefully.
     

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