Some quotes: Germans just do not dress like Germans (About the not-existing leather pants in Germany) Never lean against a car - cars are holy in Germany. Avoid not bio-degradable packaging materials. Never enter a sauna while wearing bathing trunks. Never call a German between 8 pm and 8.15 pm, because they watch the most important news that time. It is very hard to make a German person your friend. German are not racists, but they act distant, and so it is not easy for them to socialize with someone. Nice behavior makes Germans mistrustful. Germans believe that Americans are flippant. Germans just do not understand fun by nature. lololololol Whoever wrote this book is some kind of flippant himself, uh?
I'm not American - but English Well, i'm going on a school trip to Germany in the Summer where we stay as guests in their home (not an exchange trip though). Some tips may come in ahndy I suppose. I guess that means don't even bother to talk to them then. There goes socialising with them down the toilet. On the other hand, If I wanted to annoy them, this will come in incredibly handy.
To me, Germany only exists because people say it does. Never met a German, never been to Germany. I don't even know any German stereotypes apart from maybe that you're all **** in bed.
lolz. The german is constructed of exactly 12 right angles, and six 45 degree angles, they are known for their rigid appearance, which they attain each morning by ironing their shirts, pants, hats, and skin to achieve the sharpest possible creases. Germans are quite self-conscious, of the way they look, and spend all day continuously exercising the 43 muscles that lead to improved frowning. Germany is also one of the few nations in the world in which one communicates love and affection via glaring.
lolz, there is a german foriegn exchange student at our school this year, and he is the perfect german steryotype, even if he is happy, he is still frowning.