Run for your lives!

I never even saw the first one. What's it about anyway?

 

There's four books. It's not going to end soon.

 

None of those posts answered my question.

 

Well obviously both of them have a story behind them because why else would it be a sequal? I'm not asking what the first Twilight was about. I'm asking what the whole story behind the series is about.

 

lol look!
theres pr0nz on the cover

 

Run to the Hills!!!!!! Run for your Lives!!!!!!!

lol, I thought this was going to have something to do with Iron Maiden.

I never read the books and never saw the movie and I don't plan to so I really don't care how many they make.

 

will they be making movies for all the books in the series?

 

I'm assuming they would since they made the first book into a movie.

 

I'l; answer for you.

Twilight is a book about Mary Sue Bella Swan where she falls in love with a vampire. That's the plot. Susan occasionaly tries to add conflict with the odd kidnapping but Edward saves her and blah, blah, blah.

That's about it. If you really want to know, the vampires sparkel in sunlight instead of assploding.

@Frag, your rather slow on the news. As soon as Twilight was announced, of course the rest of the series would be done as well.

 

Oh my God that I don't believe in. Sarah made me go see this with her.

I've never been the same since.
Edit: In a bad way, of course.

 

Oh my god, another movie for all the nerdy whores to mope over.

Some chick: "Oh he's soooo dreamy."

Me: HES GAY

 

Solution to Twilight 2 Movie:

1. Purchase shotugn.
2. Stick barres in mouth.
3. ???
4. Profit!

 

Wait, what?

Anyway I never read these books or went to see the movie. The book strikes me as a gay little remake of Beauty and the Beast for gothic/emo kids. And the movie looks gayer. Also I'm really getting pissed off by the fact that all these vampire books are starting to come out, and are shitty as all hell, but they are making so much money. Also (2nd time) I hate the fact that in all the books the werewolves are the bad guys. **** it, I'm writing my own book where werewolves are the good guys.

 

Twilight Sucks a book by Al Capwnage.

Buy now at the Amazon Online Book Store.

 

can i pay with cash,check or money order? ROFL