You know you're a noob in halo 3 if....

If on a Shotty snipes game you get on a turret but dont detach it IMMEADIATELY

 

you know your a noob in halo if you get stuck and run towards your teammates.

 

If you play a ForgeHub map with your friends, and they dont know where you got it from

 

you are a noob if you get no scoped when you are camping with a sword/shotty/hammer all the time
you are a noob if you try to shoot someone with shotty from across the map
you are a noob if you swing the hammer at random

 

You know your a noob in halo if you shout UAV! in the middle of the match.

 

you are a noob if you take the elephant and drive it next to the enemies elephant in an objective game

 

you know your a noob in halo if you forge a map and wonder why you never play it in matchmaking.

 

you're a noob if you get shot you start to shoot in every direction without aiming

 

you know your a noob in halo if run off the edge of the map and wonder how you died.

 

You know your a noob when you spend all your tiem posting in a thread called "You know your in a noob in halo 3 if..."

 

you know your a noob in halo if you go into a thread just to talk ****.
you know your a noob in halo if you cant get one kill the whole match while holding either a shotgun/sword.

 

you know you're a noob if you can only get kills by kill stealing, rockets, shotties, hammers, or swords

 

you know your a noob in halo if you claim "your only doing bad because you havent played in a long time."

 

or if you say "the game was too laggy""you weren't doing your best today""i was going easy on you"

 

Your a noob in Halo if you tea-bagged a person that you didnt kill.

 

You know you're a noob in Halo 3 if you can't NoScope.

 

You know you are a noob in Halo 3 if you believe there is a cheat in the 'gametype' "Foorguh" that you can turn into Guilty Spark.

 

You know you're a noob in Halo 3 if you say 'your' instead of "you're" in text.

You know you're a noob in Halo 3 when you drive the warthog on Sandtrap and try to jump the gap between the two stone structures. This is always an epic phail (<--"fail with a ph")

You know you're a noob at Halo 3 when you think there's a secret an Epitah and Sandtrap (and you'll think you'll get reconz for finding them out)

You know you're a noob if you manage to destroy your own Banshee

Now let's watch Halo 3 noob olympics!

 

you know your a noob in halo if you get beat down by someone with the flag.

 

You are not a noob if you kill them.

You are a noob in Halo 3 when you kill your teammater for a weapon.