71 Year Old Grandfather Pregnant

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  1. KB

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    A patient treated for agonizing abdominal pain received this surprising news in

    the hospital's paperwork: "Based on your visit today, we know you are

    pregnant." Surprising indeed for 71-year-old John Grady Pippen.

    The staff at Curry General Hospital in Gold Beach gave the retired

    mechanic

    and logger the ridiculously happy news this month, along with some pain

    pills.

    Hospital administrator William McMillan says an errant keystroke caused the

    hospital's computer to spit out the wrong discharge instructions for the

    grandfather.

    Rather disturbing.......



















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  2. JessicaJones

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    How is this even possible? I don't get it... But very weird and funny.
     
  3. Hazza

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    Haha, that's wierd. He mush have had a shock when he received the letter!
    The staff could have cleared it up (meaning tell him what was wrong) at the hospital...
    Poor guy though, it must have been embaressing for him.
     
  4. Norlinsky

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    Can we at least have a source site? I could easily make something like this up if I had no source site.
     
  5. Smeagle

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    Yeah it would be nice to have a source site. Because if you indeed make these stories up, they deserve to be placed in off-topic. I'm not the father....
     
  6. KB

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    This is not made up.... Source site is......here
     
  7. E93

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    I need more evidence than that to believe something that crazy.

    Maybe it's one of those cases where the person is a different sex in the inside...
    weird.
     
  8. Klink258

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    That's why. Although the different sex thing is possible... with the age, they might not remember the intercourse :p
     
  9. halo kid

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    this is the second pregnent guy so far,whats next a pregnent 7year old
     
  10. Boydeh ..

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    Hehe yeah you'll never know =]
    How did this happen might i ask?
     
  11. E93

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    What exactly does he mean by errant keystroke?
     
  12. SlasheI2

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    Woah that is weird. Is he transsexual or is this just some strange accident? And how in the world did he get pregnant anyways lol.
     
  13. SE7ENS1NS4M

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    so he's not prego then?
    it was a keyboard mistake?
    lol
     
  14. The Storm 59

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    Hes not pregnant. Someone hit the wrong key when typing in his patient file, or whatever. The hospital gave him a congratulations letter, then they realised what had happened.

    One little keystroke gives you a whole different diagnosis. How unsettling.
     
  15. E93

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    Oh, I understand now what he meant by keystroke. I was thinking, maybe it was some genetic term, or medical term. lol...
    That must have creeped the old man out a bit.
     
  16. xFr1ct10nx

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    i knew this was possible lol! i said to my friend the other day that one day an man will get pregnant and then guys will be afraid to "do it" for fear of they accually might get pregnant. i dont how this was possible but it is disturbing and scary.
     
  17. Quietus 5

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    Ewww no that can't be possible... Ughhh
     
  18. xxAl Capwnagexx

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    Someone explain to me how one errant key stroke can change "healthy" to "you are pregnant, congratulations!!"
     
  19. Paulie Walnuttz

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    That is quite odd wtf thats scary, is it possiable >.>, well theres some strange things in this world that we live in. If the guy was pregnaunt of course
     
  20. redearth

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    This reminds me of a true story I heard, of a guy who had a drug test taken for work, had taken drugs the night before, and was required a urine sample. He used his wifes. Imagine his suprise when they told him that not only he was doing most drugs, but he was pregnant the next day. Busted.
     

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