Hello, I'm from two months in the future.

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  1. Reynbow

    Reynbow Ancient
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    Mike,

    Hello, I am from approximately two months in the future. On 10/22 at approx 2:34am CET a tachyon field failure in the main resonating ring of the LHC causes a "temporal blowback". Shortly thereafter, the resulting destruction of the strong nuclear force causes the world to vaporize in seconds, while a few of us near the experiment are thrown into a temporal causality loop. While the predestination event (or as we have come to call it "The Big Rewind") hasn't occurred yet to you, for us it is about three years in our past. I came across your site looking to see if there were any other scientists that may have theorized this phenomenon who may be of assistance in preventing it. This brings me to my point, I have repeatedly checked your site for the past five rewinds at 2:34:01 CET and it still says nope, believe me at this point the LHC has most assuredly destroyed the world. I can provide a bank account in Nigeria for the funds to be placed. I am curious to the exact amount however.

    John Titor
    CERN Specialist​

    source site

    EDIT: For me at least, the links I have for the source site lead to a 404. I don't understand why, this is the URL [which I have double checked in the link] [noparse]: http://gist.github.com/9810[/noparse]
    Perhaps it was taken down just as I posted it...

    EDIT2: Changed the link to a cached version so you can view the original site
     
  2. Lone Deity

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    Nigeria? Really? That makes it obviously a scam or something.


    Or is it o_O
     
  3. BASED GOD

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    There were too many holes for it to be true.

    No pix no pruf no truf.
     
  4. Reynbow

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    Obviously it's fake you fools... lol
     
  5. Mastar

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    We're screwed.
    I completely understand what this guy is going through. It happened to my cat the other day. Unfortunately for my cat, he didnt have a Nigerian bank account. Therefore suspending him in the 9th dimension, Until he can purchase enough Gravitons to get back.

    By the way Rey, stuff like this is supposed to be posted in off topic now. Or your nipples will face the wrath of an infraction or a thread move. Or something like that... I'm not sure of the details.
     
  6. Reynbow

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    I know. I did do that, then people were all 'why's this in Off Topic'
    And I was all 'someone said it should be there'

    So yeah.
     

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