There was something like this awhile ago when this guy tried to have sex with his vacuum and the blade cut off his **** and he either died or came close to it from blood loss. Either way the fact of the matter is, if you have sex with woman you don't get injured... as much.
Those holes, are like really small, what the hell. Also, how can you even get pleasure from that, damn. Just go get a girlfriend.
that bench wasnt sexually assaulted i heard the asian guy and the bench are getting married there in love ever since that beautiful night.
Wow this reminds me of when I was listening to Bob and Tom on their morning radio show on the Bear and they were talking about a guy who was sexually attracted to cars. CARS!! HOW ON EARTH DO YOU F*** A CAR?!?!?!?! But yea this dude's an idiot and WHY ON EARTH IS THIS F***IN NEWS?!?!?!?!?
Did anyone see how small those holes where? I kinda feel sorry for him, having such a small *****. But a loser at the same time for doing this in the first place..
wow... Can he even afford a hand? it was probably so cold too! he deserved for 1hr longer... he must be really lonely. THIS IS WHY CHINA SHOULDNT HAVE HOSTED THE OLYMPICS!
the bench just got raped lol OMG i laughed my face of when i saw this why how when i am surprised no one saw him doing it
With a dong that small, how could they? It was when the Openings were going on, so no one probably wanted to pay attention to someone humping a bench. Except those curios little kids. I feel bad for them.
Ya sorry about that Asian comment, it was meant as a joke on a stereo type and I realise that so I'd like to apologize to anybody I offended.
OMG im sorry i lololololollolololed the moment I saw that picture its messed up I feel bad for the man.