Introduction So hi... and all that.

There's not much to say about me. I'm a writer, not a fighter. In real life, anyway. I'm actually quite good at Halo 3. As for the writing part, yes, it's true. I'm dressed in a cardigan right now, with jeans, sneakers and an air of insanity.

I came here because I have somewhat of a knack for forgery. But, it turned out you guys meant the Halo kind; not the money kind. Then I realised I could do that, too.

Apparently, I'm a nice guy, but somewhat easily distracted. So, perhaps you should think of me as the tenth incarnation of The Doctor, coming and going as I please. When I play games, I tend to become absorbed, so I take in a tuna fish sandwich with me. After three days, the smell gets so bad that even I can't bear it, and so I emerge, blinking, from my bedroom, to feed and bath, before locking myself away once again.

I'm not that bad, but I only play on weekends now that I've got college, just to ensure I don't get lost in my own world.

I hope to have have a fruitful, fair, and entertaining relationship with all of you.

 

I tend to have that effect on people. Well, not really, but I do a mean impersonation of the Joker, if scary is what we're talking about. Dark Night joker, not corny old Joker, that is. I guess that I should add here that I'm Australian... so, yeah. And, no, I don't wrestle crocodiles.

...I have been asked before.

Thanks for the welcome, too.