Batman, or security guard?

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  1. Norlinsky

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    A teen was decapitated while sneaking into Six Flags. How? Batman. That's right. The roller coaster flew by right as the teen was climbing over the restricted fence. No one was hurt on the ride, unless you account psychological damage
     
  2. absentrabbit

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    It would be at Six Flags over Georgia...
    People here are stupid... but then again people everywhere are stupid.

    Stupidity knows no bounds. :\
     
  3. Mallet

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    Decapitated while trying to retrieve a hat. Lol lifes a *****.
     
  4. BIGGnelson

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    Umm what possesed him to do that don't you think you would climb over in an open area?
     
  5. Norlinsky

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    Obviously, the area is restricted for a reason. Bad decision...
     
  6. BattyMan

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    Finding your hat only to lose your head in the process? If the decapitation hadn't killed him the irony surely would have.
     
  7. Jake Pajamas

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    Somone's getting a Darwin Award...
     
  8. Draw the Line

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    Man, I was just going to say that! It was just a hat, I'd cut your losses and just skip a meal, the money you save will buy you a new hat....
     
  9. squidhands

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    Hey, look at the bright side: at least he won't do it again. Ever.
     
  10. Norlinsky

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    Not if he becomes a zombie
     
  11. squidhands

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    Zombies aren't people, we all know that. And he wouldn't chase after a hat unless there was a head already in it.
     
  12. Norlinsky

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    True...but like you said, if there was a head in it he would go for it. So maybe he would try it again?
     
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    It says they closed the roller coaster. I would have been more upset that they closed the ride because of some idiot. Not my fault that he is missing brain cells, why interrupt my day.
     
  14. Jake Pajamas

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    I can only imagine what that announcement was like..."Batman is closed for the day as a decapitated head is on the track..."
     
  15. CHUCK

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    ahahaha

    yeah, i feel for the kid's friend. i couldn't even imagine witnessing that...

    and now he has no brain cells.
     
  16. Arch3m

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    Serves him right. I have a twisted sense of justice, and hearing about things like this make my day.

    Odd, isn't it? Batman can have a twisted sense of justice, too. Kinda like this...
     
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    i wonder if survelance cameras caught it
     
  18. Roche178

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    Bet the people on the ride were all like "lololol noob got pwned!"
     
  19. hiddenninja17

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    my ROFLcoaster goes zoom zoom zoom decapitate head
     
  20. DeusXMachina551

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    Oh **** forgot my hat. *skip skip skip* *jumps fence* Ahh there it is. Boom head falls off. Try wearin your hat now.
     

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