One fine morning I was sat in the garden smoking a cigarette whilst drinking my lovely warm cup of tea. The warm vibrant summer sun came rising over the hills and the birds began to sing... then I remembered it was the middle of winter and went back inside. However it got me thinking. Flood... or Marriage? Now I know what you're all thinking. "Sins you can't possibly begin to compare the two with one another!" And you're right, clearly marriage is a more drawn out and terminal death. However with that being said the Flood are of parasitic nature, so perhaps aren't all that different from marriage after all. The Flood take over the nervous system, marriage takes over your financial system. The Flood ruins bodies, marriage ruins bank savings. These two inevitable ends are in fact so monstrous, so hideous, so persuasive and compelling that I don't believe I can come to a single handed conclusion as to which is a worse fate. So with that being said I need your votes. Would you rather rot away to a 20th century Lovecraftian horror spin off set in outer space? Or would you rather crumble under the extremely lethal pressure of a financial and economic descent into madness?
Careful, Sparks. He's gonna buy an ocelot. Edit: I recommend marrying the Gravemind for the best of bolth worlds