Lets talk about Cortana

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  1. Pleas Sir69

    Pleas Sir69 Legendary

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    Seriously, what has 343i done?

    Here's Cortana from halo's 1-4. With the bungie Halo's, they started off with Cortana being kind of nah, and slowly becoming more and more thicc. When 343i took the mantle with halo 4, they popped out the most thicc naked Cortana we've seen yet. I swear I blew so many loads to this Cortana that I still get a boner everytime I see the smurfs on tv. I had faith that with their judgement, they could improve through their games the same way bungie did theirs. But boy was I wrong.

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    Here's Cortana currently in Halo 5. I watch Cortana porn because I want to see ****, not my grandmothers ****ing dress from the 1950s.
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    As a community, we must unite and stop 343i from getting away with this heresy.
    MAKE CORTANA THICC AGAIN
     
  2. qrrby

    qrrby Waggly piece of flesh
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    Objectifying female based AI constructs? For shame
     
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  3. Xandrith

    Xandrith Promethean
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    Yeah but that gap in her teeth made up for the thiccness.
     
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  4. MULLERTJE

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    A construct? In the core? That is absolutely unacceptable!
     
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  5. Goat

    Goat Rock Paper Scissors Scrap
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    Xbox needs to stop pushing their Cortana voice activation **** on me. That's my Cortana thoughts
     
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  7. Redy

    Redy Hipster
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    Link?
     
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  9. HeX Reapers

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    The **** is wrong with you people.
     

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