I'm a Virgin

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  1. Redy

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    And I feel good about sharing this now. :D
     
  2. Xandrith

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  3. Ascend Hyperion

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    Random ass subject... *check*
    Inside "Off Topic"... *check*
    Written by someone who's been gone for a bit... *check*

    Alright, all you need now are low quality memes and you're good to go.
     
  4. Goat

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    sex is overrated.
     
  5. MrDeliciousman9

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    Mel Gibson can't be a virgin! What's next, chuck norris is also a virgin, and the teletubbies!!!!!!
     
  6. Redy

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    Come on man, I'm almost 22...

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    --- Double Post Merged, Mar 20, 2017 ---
    But low quality memes are the best memes on the inter-webs!
     
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  8. Redy

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    Wrong, you did search for those videos and made the job of embeding them over this thread. So even if you say the contrary, your ****s were eventually given indeed, and they're are already mine.

    Thanks!
     
  9. Box Knows

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    depends on the girl
     
  10. TheLunarRaptor

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    Forgers don't have sex. To be honest its just assumed that everyone is a virgin, even after Dunco had kids, he is still part virgin because he forges.
     
  11. MULLERTJE

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    You sure you doing it right?
     
  12. HeX Reapers

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    I just see it as an every other day thing, not something to boast about honestly. I mean, that's how me and my mate think about it.
     
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  13. purely fat

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    if you have a hand you are not a virgin.
     
  14. Dunco

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    I have 2 hands! :surprise:
     
  15. purely fat

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    So, that is how babies are made.
     
  16. Redy

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    Dont worry guys, no one dies a virgin. Life ****s us all. Every. Single. Day.
     
  17. Tom R Toes

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    Is it ok if I post here, even though I don't meet the main requirement?
     
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  18. Redy

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    Well, I think you DO meet, at least by looking at your signature.
     
  19. Tom R Toes

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    What, you don't like The Cure? Boys Don't Cry? Just Like Heaven? C'mon ladies dig that ****.

    Here's the best Cure song ever;
     
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  20. Soldat Du Christ

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    Virginity is a beautifull thing, don't give into the peer pressure, it's what weak people do.
     
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