Post The Best Forge Lobby Buzzwords

Replace the lazy cover with structures.
This map isn't immersive enough.
I like this map's aesthetics.
I like the map!
I need to be inspired.
It's too segregated.
It's too open.
This texture breaks cohesion.
There is too much visual noise on this map.
There is not enough verticality.
The spawning is too random.
I had some bad spawns in that last game.

 

Yeah demption already gave it the green light

 

"Another ****ing sewer map?!"

 

"this is my first play test on this map"
"there is too much clutter"

 

"This (insert weapon here) sucks"
"Spawns are broken"
"I can get out of the map"





P.S. the last one is me

 

ahahahaha I can think of SO MANY

they're like 99% from demption

 

"I just quickly whipped this up"

"This isn't really a serious map"

 

then post them...

 

I have to summon my inner demption first. Gonna go build a dome real quick.

 

"This isn't sweaty"
"where's the line of sight"
"this map is campy"

I'll think of more. Haven't been in a lobby in forever.

 

"mmmmm this ramp is too steep"
"you have framerate here"
"I prefer the simplistic CE look"
"I'll just put a crate here"
"this jump is too hard, I have to stabilize"
"I think this is too slow for 2's"
"I think this is too slow for 4's"
"this feels too tight"
"You couldn't get the layout on my first test"
"Given, I made a map" - Xandrith
"Is this for big team?"
"Its not supposed to be competitive"
"Its inspired by Lockout/Guardian"
"Its human aesthetic"
"Its forerunner aesthetic"
"Its Castle aesthetic"
"Aesthetics"

 

Ahahahahaha you know how I read that first one in my mind

 

"How many drugs were you on?"

 

These are so common and 99% bullshit.

"I was going to build a map like this"

"Its not bad balance the infected just suck"

"What is this supposed to be"

"I playtested this for hours on end"

 

"This map is trash"
Though maybe that's just what happens when my maps are played.

"Not enough verticality"
"It's too dark"
"This theme is overused"
"Wait, @A 3 Legged Goat made a map?"
"This is too close quarters"

 

"It's just a glorified octagon"

"layout just needs to be refined"

"well, if halo 5 didn't suck..."

 

"hmm.. I don't know. There is just something about it I am not feeling."
"Why do you always have two teleporters on your maps?"
"It's a good map. I just don't think it is that original."
"I am just not getting that feeling I look for in a map." (This is me.)
"The map has to many power-ups on it."
"It just doesn't work for Halo."
"I don't get it."
"I don't get your feedback" Proceed to build it for them. "I still don't get it." 3 months later. "Hey I finally get what you were saying." POS's