What does everyone look like?

Rocking my new personally tailored shirt.

 

This is just asking to be reposted on reddit requesting to be photoshopped

and empty that vacuum you barbarian

 

When I see a vacuum like that my mind sings "I want to break free"

 

I like the way your kitchen is integrated with the living room... Did you forge it all by yourself?

 

Is that a jab at my living space? I have a preference for living downtown, and for the money I put down for this apartment, I could have a very spacious house outside the city.

 

You could also probably afford paying someone to empty that damn vacuum

 

If only your jeans fit as good as the shirt.

 

What's wrong with my jeans? They're comfy.

 

Multi here is the skinny jean type.

 

Like, eww.

 

Theres a difference between skinny jeans and jeans that fit lol straight jeans are so gross lol

 

As long as the pants aren't hugging my sack like a crazy girlfriend, I'm good in whatever, even short shorts, and I'm not proud of that

 

I've always been a fan of straight cut and boot cut jeans. They're more comfortable. I have naturally thick thighs and junk in the trunk, so any thinner of a cut is very uncomfortable for me.

 

Why do I know more about Schnitz's body type than my own? :/

 

I used to work at Hollister, and stocked up on jeans. They're technically "skinny" but so am I lol They fit all the way around my legs, (a more tailored fit) and despite popular belief, there's room for my male parts. They are after all made for men.

 

Well lucky you buddy. Even when I was thin back in highschool, Hollister jeans were a no-go for me. Shopping for pants has always been an extremely frustrating experience for me.

 

Thank you my friend.


Everyone should wear slim jeans, not skinny. There's a difference.

 

Pajama pants all day every day

 

There is a difference, but it's not a big enough difference for me. Slim cuts don't fit me comfortably.

 

When you have leg muscle straight leg is pretty much your pants of choice.