I'm on vacation and can only catch limited bits of E3 news on my data plan. What's got you pumped this week?
Here's what I think will happen. Phil Spencer will walk on stage in a Battletoads shirt, and on his shirt will be the release date for the new Battletoads. When he gets on stage, he will announce a Microsoft-Valve partnership, where Xbox One gets all of the Steam games ever. Then, he'll announce that Half Life 3 is real, and is an exclusive to the new Xbox One Three releasing in 2021. During that, the screen behind him will be playing an epic montage of Halo 6, and announce the release date of Halo 6 and Half Life 3 will be tomorrow. After that, Mike Ybarra comes on stage, and announces that all Xbox One users will get a free upgrade for Xbox One Two, which comes out this Friday. Lastly, Phil Spencer announces that all console games from today forward are Xbox exclusive. That's right, Microsoft is taking over the world, cause **** you.