A Salty Koala's 3 step guide to forging the perfect map.

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  1. SaltyKoala

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    Step 1- Acquire a local cannabis dealer and purchase at minimum 1 gram dry weight of high grade sensimella.
    In my opinion this is the most important step in the forge process. Rember to choose your strain wisely as it will directly affect the outcome of your final forge product. I personally reccomend a sativa dominant strain such as super silver haze or purple diesel.

    Step 2- Choose a method of consumption and consume.
    Chalice, papers, edibles? The choice is yours.

    Step 3- Brainstorm and Build.
    Once the psychoactive ingredients of the herb have fully entered and altered your endocannabanoid system your ready to brainstorm and build!




     
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  2. SecretSchnitzel

    SecretSchnitzel Donald Trump
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    Did it really take all these years for you to make an account here? Or are you a different SaltyKoala?
     
  3. xzamplez

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    Judging by the content in the post, it's Salty. All it needs is a little conspiracy theory sprinkled in.
     
  4. purely fat

    purely fat The Fattest Forger
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    I cannot support this method enough. He forgot the vape though.
     
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  5. Xandrith

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    I can't wait for your drug induced masterpieces.
     
  6. Ray Benefield

    Ray Benefield Godly Perfection
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    Loving this... it helps to live in a state like Oregon and Colorado that makes acquisition easier due to legality.
     
  7. SaltyKoala

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    The one and only. I was a semi active member during halo 3 and particularly halo reach but during reach was banned for using a object count mod. Lost interest with the site after that. Restricting creative freedom is a massive injustice in my eyes.
     
  8. Xandrith

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    Things are different now. The reclamation has already begun.
     
  9. WAR

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    I remember this well, we would always hope that modded creations would last longer than a few days before being taken down. Remember the 8v8 Scorpion Warfare map you made? That was really awesome - so was the Banshee invasion map with the docked ship in the sky.

    I released nothing but modded maps myself and hoped no one would find out. 'Ventricle', 'Sewers', 'Atheist', 'Brimstone' - everything was modded! Guess there's no need for that level of secrecy anymore, thankfully the budget system and limited object cap are thrown out the window. We can literally spawn 1024 scorpions if we wanted to...I think I want to.
     
  10. SaltyKoala

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    I'm a master of "High" Level Map design and if you follow these three basic steps you can become one as well!
     
  11. SaltyKoala

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    How could I forget great memories on that map. Believe it or not the banshee map was unmodified. I miss reach. I always loved your extremely high object count maps, beautiful creations that wouldn't of been possible without the object mods. Was slightly jealous you got away with it but hell you rolled it up in a nice 4v4 package and it snuck right pass Forge Hub TSA.

    The framerate wasn't even too bad on most your maps which was shocking considering how much some of your future halo 4 remakes inside the object count lagged lol
     
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  12. Chronmeister

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    I too am a fan of this method. :cool: Im an enhancement smoker.
     
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  13. MarcoStyleNL

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    I guess im gonna have to call the police every time you make a map now....
     
  14. SecretSchnitzel

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    Oh yeah, I forgot about that! Silly old FH, where the staff loved to feature their own maps and ban members for bullshit like that.
     
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  15. Given To Fly

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    I don't think I could forge high... I would just run around on my unfinished map for hours.

    I know it worked for Victoriouz back in Halo 3 though!
     
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  16. purely fat

    purely fat The Fattest Forger
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    I don't think I ever got less than thirty kills in scorpions pass. I don't think I could forge a map without a green martini. Who ever said you would just walk around on their map for hours. That is a fact. I am fast forger but I probably spend at least have the time running around zoned out but this also helps me because I find thing because of it.
     
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  17. SaltyKoala

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    Don't all forgers do that high or not? Lol
     
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  18. SaltyKoala

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    It's the King of the Forest Babylon they don't like it! They chop it up, they heap it up and then they destroy it!
     
  19. A Haunted Army

    A Haunted Army Your Local Pessimist
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    guilty as charged.
     
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  20. MartianMallCop

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    Following these steps I was able to make the two successful maps. Sweaty Turret and Eridium.
     

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