PPC - Post Party Countdown

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  1. DC

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    I love drinking in the mourning after a party, everything just seems to make sense again.

    But seriously, I'm not exactly the ladies man so I don't bang alot of chicks, presumably I should last a couple minutes in bed then continue partying right? I regained conscious thought during the sex, after about 2 hours. Literally just gave up at like 7 left the room and got coffee around 730 in the mourning. Started at ****ing 3 in the mourning.
     
  2. PandaMan

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    Oh dude, at least yoy know how long you were goin for, I have no isea how long it was, but it was a minimum 2 minutes because thatsbhow long the recording was
    Probably like 10 mins or something, she gives ****ty bjs though
    From now on, I need a beer or shot the morning after

    Also, Grif, I'm in Dallas.
     
  3. Furry x Furry

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  4. PandaMan

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    ReaReally though, how is that edgy
    What does that even mean
     
  5. Shanon

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    Stop being so edgy, you're scaring out of this thre- oh wait.
     
  6. PandaMan

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    Oh I gotcha now, maybe I'm just an alcholic you ****, be tolerant.
     
  7. Furry x Furry

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  8. PandaMan

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    Gimme a break man, I had just driven 7 hours, leaving at 8 from san francisco to san diego to catch a 730am flight to dallas because some korea guy couldn't land a plane and do his job
     
  9. Shanon

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    Edging2theXtreme
     
  10. DC

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    Atleast you got a bj, she said she didnt like giving head, which may be a good thing, because I know a guy who she blew, and he said she was bitey.
     
  11. PandaMan

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    She was blowin me for a while, then I deflowered her. That blood stained deep man, three sheets and the mattress. thank god I'm in dallas fot the next two weeks without a cellphone starting wednesday

    Believe it or not, I like biting, as long as its the playful, I kmow that I'm biting kind.
     
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  12. DC

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    I like biting as much as the other guy, but still, my tongue was ****ed up in the mourning man.
     
  13. PandaMan

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    Feel like this entire conversation you have been talking bout one thing and I'm talking bout another
     
  14. PandaMan

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    Just to clarify, I like it when girls playfully bite while sucking my ****.
     
  15. Security

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    I wasn't very fond of the 8th grade tbh
     
  16. DC

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    I understood that, I'm just stating that if she did suck my ****, it would have been horrible because she was biting me like a cannibal.

    And 8th grade was the year I said **** the whole "D.A.R.E" thing. Looking back I was kind of ****bag.
     
  17. DunkinMyCookies

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    i'm fornicating, taking drugs and eating fast food
    don't know what i'm on but it's got me in a good mood
    smoke that kinda **** that make a ***** of a macho dude
    yo ***** so hungry, take her home n get my **** chewed
    i'm a head trip to listen to, like why he lettin
    biddies nibble on his no-no's, that is just how it go-go
    my words are quite often misconstrued, i'm often viewed
    as someone who gotta really ****ing bad attitude
    so the rhymes get spewed until the die that i get sued
    and got the money in my bank to shut some hoe *** up, subdued
    stack these racks up and be far off an island, make it MyLand, seclude
    any punk ***** can get his *** exude
    chop em up, turn em out, bird-food
    couple more of these jams
    Danny V will be getting debuted

    I kno what i'm doin dude (;
     
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  18. Insane54

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    Wow, where has this thread gone?
     
  19. Furry x Furry

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    Just as soon as I started to think I couldn't cringe any harder in this thread.
     
  20. Security

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    I honestly have no idea.
     

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