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I'm going to start a holiday called the Fourth of Third on July 3rd to end this Fourth of July nonsense.
So you want everyone to blow up all of the fireworks on the 3rd of July so they won't have any to set off on the 4th?
Last night I ended up watching a fireworks show in the parking lot of a funeral home. I still can't tell if thats weird or not.
Its okay DC. I blacked out around 10:15 and passed out around 12:30. Next morning, still drunk as ****, I ****ed some girl and left a fat blood stain on my best friend's brother's bed....
I don't remember everything that happened yesterday, but I remember telling my friend, "This is inhuman behavior." I don't think I feel comfortable around him anymore, I guess it is good that I'm going to Australia soon. I don't think I want to see this person anymore...
His behavior was intolerable. Dude what I saw yesterday was not normal human behavior. I felt like I was in a Charlie Manson-esq cult yesterday.
i live for the thrills i'm gettin cold your boy gettin the chills i stay bombin hills collectin paychecks, then i'm supplyin the pills white whip like T-Millz he weak keep it MMG, that's that Meek ridin hot in your town, what da **** did you thank you a punk, i steal your junk pull off from TD Bank slam dunk, grabbin the buck n hittin that funk this piggie in my rear view just bitin my tail cop that good EBT card, welfare in the mail i'm chasin, that paper like Monty Python's Holy Grail on da beach with the ale, got my shovel n pail u bustas lookin real frail, your flow cracker stale do it hard like Biggie did, pop off then i bail snatchin up all yo **** like i was at a yard sale what a dude got to do to hold a new pair of shoes i spit that truth, u afraid to shoot start chasin your dreams or you gettin the boot nobody ****in wichu if you floatin on by i feen to get that neck gleam shine bright, like the stars in the sky me n my team, do everything get them bling rings all those nifty new things i just chase i spit acid right in ya face get a taste, you're a ***** and a ****in disgrace these drugs ain't even real, you know that they laced i'm on the mic everynight this is the grand announcement n i hope thatchu hear it you grimy *****, listen up i would be devastated to see your ****** ***.. go on n get.. cut the **** up i'll flash the nine if you think.. that you ****in wit me i aint a punk when it come.. to poppin the trunk keep the chopper real close flip down the back seat now you see, get on yo Visine, can't ride wit my team keep flashy as highbeams, i sip lean smoke good green my clothes ****in smell, ridin dirty as hell intoxicated, underaged and smackin some peds about to do some hard time for ****in with the feds i'm itchin like them dope feens hittin up my boy for a zip of Ganja green roll it up, light it up n pass it to my team you'll get throwed, mowed, your hoe already know ya aint feelin this **** if ya mind aint ****in blowed just get the dough then i dip off like.. im OOOOoout yo! i tell these pussies, don't push me my boys are real killas be calm as possible, make the deal go through If not, here's 12 shots, we know how you do
Describe it. In detail please. Also, I now have to drive down to San Diego Airport to fly to DFW tomorrow because of the crash at SFO and all flights being booked already.
I'm happy I didn't get blackout drunk, last time I blacked out, in retrospect, was presumably the 2nd worse experience of my life. My **** hurt for the following week. Spoiler The first worse experience of my life being another time I blacked out. Woke up, the doctor asks me "Do you know where you are?" Naturally, I replied, "Your house."
i too have had a bad blackout experience. probably second or third most embarrassing memory. Junior prom. show up at my boys house n we try playing pong but someone forgot to chill the beer. Start the night with warm beer-beerpong. Gross. 4 hours and several beers and shots of cherry Svedka later and i don't know who or what happenin. Wake up, i ripped a hole in my favorite underwear, hearin a tale of a ******* threesome that took place the last night, threw up on my homie's floor. Just a mess. to make matters worse, I got "i <3 hitler" drawn on my cheek. and like.. 3 swastikas.
My first black out experience, I passed out after bmdoing who knows what for 2 hours, on 2/3 of a handle of ****ty whisky (stikl can't drink any one year later) My mom came and picked me up and that was bad, grounded for a week, but my dad was "proud" Second time, new years, guess I hooked uo with some girl, getting better Third time, got a ****ing dui, but thank god mercy was shown and I got out of it. Also wrecked my car.... **** that ****, I still have pseudo nightmares about it Fourth time, 4th of july lol, balcked out at around 1015, ****, I still have no idea what happened, my friends didn't really tell me, but I have cuts and **** everywhere, and a blister on my foot. My friends fat bong broke on the base next morning I woke up feeling a little drunk at 7am I was like ****ing ****, what do. So I took a 18 rack, the rest of my handle, a fifth of fireball, a random beer, and a third of a water bottle of some flavoured vodka in my car because **** you guys, no fireworks and then later I found out my best friend hooked up with a girl I invited and was lightweight hooking up with on a semi regular basis, but w/e. Then I called up my main slam and ****ed her on my best friend's brother's bed, ruining the sheets n **** with blood. Apparently they recorded it somehow. ... oh and I had like 3 beers when I woke up. Its a great way to get rid of a hangover btw