What do you do that you know you shouldn't do

I sneak into the kids playgroups and switch the clothes of the children who have the same colour hair when their parents aren't looking. Then when they take them home and raise them as their own I rub my hands together and do an evil laugh.

 

Filler.

 

sometimes I go into my attic into a little box that is made of wood and in that box is a polaroid picture of an ex-girlfriend of mine and she is having a little play with her naked body on the picture and when I look at it I get a rush of blood somewhere naughty and I get my hard bits out and reveal my acorn and then I have a little wank and I have a little cry

 

I watch porn compulsively.

 

I forgot to mention that the girlfriend in the picture is dead.

 

In Halo: Brace, Large. 'Nuff said.
IRL: I smoke cigarettes. 'Nuff said. :/

 

What?! At what times do you North Americans go out??

 

I block my housemates access to websites when they piss me off as I have the admin password to the router.

 

dude wow that's probably the most awesome thing ive read on the internet in a long time.

what do you mean dawg 9:00pm i'm still napping at some points. I dont go out out like out to party get ****ed up whatever you call it til 11 sometimes 12. On a typical friday night depending on what I do i'll leave my house around 10:30-11 and won't come home til around 6-7. I guess people of other continents are not a big fan of work all day play all night.

 

I drink too much
I smoke too much
I eat too much cheese

 

I hack forums

 

I take sick days off work when I'm not really sick. I leave the toilet seat up. I drink milk straight from the bottle. I scratch myself in public. When watching a movie or TV show with my fiance, I feign disinterest if nudity and/or sex scenes take place. I urinate in the shower. I have downloaded music without the express written consent and permission of the artist and/or record label. I don't turn lights off when I leave rooms. And lastly, I agree to User Terms and Conditions documents without actually reading any of the content contained within.

 

You *****.

 

I often clear the phlegm from my throat loudly (and spit). I go on forums a lot. I watch as much youtube as some people do cable tv. I watch lots of movies too. I have little to no toleration for things that aren't mentally or physically engaging to me. I eat a lot of pizza, specifically, and sugar. 90% of my life I'd rather be around pets or animals than people.

 

i sometimes smell the seat of chairs where pretty ladies have sat, just incase they let some sweet bowel-scented gas escape from their pucker rosebuds.

 

only the pretty ones

 

Perverted ****er.

 

I got poo'd on.