PPC - Post Party Countdown

Happy birthday, you ****ing ***** ass waste of space loser McMeaniepants.

 

woah. Let's cool things down a bit

 

I thought QKT was in high school...

 

You better shut your mouth you cheeky little ****. I swear to Christ I'll hook you in the gabba mate.

 

last time i got it it tasted horrible, and i love beef jerky.

I took it to school and put in ridiculously sized dips to mess with the teachers.

 

I should've bought some this morning and had it in all day. Last day of classes was today for me woo hoo.

 

Why??

 

The kind I had was good, I think it's called willies shredded jerky. It has an old man with revolvers on it and a slogan: "ya don't need teef to chew our beef!"

 

That's how you know it's good.

 

The moment when I realize that one of my roommates next year is a cheerleader and that could draw other cheerleaders to my apartment...

 

Coed roommates?

 

No, male cheerleader roommate (the weightlifting kind that chooses to lift ladies instead of dumbbells every now and then) hopefully pulling the lady cheerleaders... hopefully

 

Somebody is gunna get some on the daily.

DC, I'm not sure about grizzly, its a lot smoother than cope, but I'm not sure if I like it

 

Are you sure he plays for that team, if you know what I mean?

 

Lol no

He's undoubtedly straight, I don't think I've ever even heard him make a gay joke

 

That's how you know he's gay.

 

I don't see how that makes anyone more or less gay or straight.

 

I make gay jokes sometimes, does that mean I'm gay?

 

I sometimes make gay jokes, some gay men sometimes make gay jokes, therefore I am some gay man sometimes.