PPC - Post Party Countdown

That dog is cute.

But this dog is majestic (ignore the text)

 

So much win....

 

That dog is genius.

Security, it could take years for me to actually become an A list actor.
It took Tom Cruise (I think it was him) over 600 auditions to get even a MINOR role... and they're not one after the other. They're pretty far apart. So, using my acting as a pick-up line really isn't that great of an idea atm...

 

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING! - YouTube

 

Have you ever acted in any sort of production? If you have, then your pick up line is justified.

 

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A Wesker - Legion Alliance (A DC Douglas Farewell) - YouTube

 

Queen - 'Bohemian Rhapsody' - YouTube

probably been posted here a hundred times before
>dont care

 

You should care

 

I figured out how to use Wine on OSX. My first order of business:

Spoiler

 

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By the way, if anybody here ever played Toy Commander for the dreamcast, I would like to know your opinions on the game

 

Look closely at the ride name. *giggles*

 

Multiple, namely a Kidz Bop commercial.
What kind of pick up line could justify being in something like that? -.-"

 

I'm actor, so drop those panties.

 

Anal Fisting?

"Anal Fisting was too rough for me"

May God help your soul

 

"Hey baby, I know I look real familiar and all, but please can you stop staring, its a little unsettling, I don't even know your name"

Her: "Hey I'm Shaniquatantelaquishanene, should I know you, I don't think you're famous or anything."

"WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOW ME! I was on those Kidz Bop commercials.

God I can't believe you don't know me."

Her: "Oh my god, that is so sexy, lets **** right now."

 

Aziz Ansari - Dumb Advice (Comedy Central Stand-Up) - YouTube
starting at 1:03 (or watch the whole thing, I'm not a cop)

 

Oh if only it worked like that...

I got paid, so I don't care, bahahah.

Oh god. If only life was that easy.

 

Spoiler

"Anal Demise has broken down."

 

Can I be you....