Vent Your Frustrations!

We should start a FH zombie Survival team. Steve can be the leader if he thinks he's sane enough.

 

I always find it absolutely hilarious when a newer member realizes that a small fraction of this site is actually comprised of women...
I've gotta know though, how are you housemates with an anti-social vampire?

Frustrations:
Differential Equations
My computer
The NHL lockout
Georgia Tech's football team
The Dallas Cowboys (more specifically Jerry Jones and the offensve line)
One of my roomates is obnoxious
Another one of my roomates doesn't understand that you clean your goddamn dishes when you are done

 

I get paid pennies for doing a job that should be paying me in gold boolean. So, I signed up to a site looking for people to houseshare with so bills don't fist **** me into oblivion. I'm currently living with two girls, and a guy moves in on Sunday.

 

Gold boolean?? Gold true/false variables? I think you mean gold bullion

 

Haha, I didn't even notice that!
vb roots are coming through.

I hate it when you make a complete ass out of yourself and some **** points it out to everyone when nobody really notices.

 

This. Flawless logic.

 

I noticed, Stevo. I noticed.

 

Explain this job and why you value it so much higher than employers...

 

It's a very long story as to why I'm here, financially ****ed, and still wading through weeks of ****. I'm almost at the edge of the poo-pile... but I don't know if the water's going to be running for me to take a shower yet.

/metaphorwin.

 

What are you gonna do if the shower is broken and just spews out poo-water?

 

Go back home and be unhappy with myself.

 

Poo water stinks.

As for my frustrations right now? Gotta write a 7 page paper for my Personal Health class on nutrition, exercise, weekly goals (which i havent' calculated), etc... i can only BS so much

 

I can't seem to write a simple message to a potential mating partner (i.e. a female!(a real one!!)) about one subject.

 

"Hi, I like tentacles, and you like Japanese culture, I have an idea.."
^ Use that.

 

"Can i dress up as a tentacled demon and penetrate you with my many, many phallic tips?"

or

"Have you ever cried semen? ... lets see if we can make that happen! Look at this video of female with an oversized ***** and a fox tail doing it to another female with the face of an 8 year old but with MM cup breasts..."

 

Oh ♥ Sky, your ****** may one day evolve into a *****.

 

Keep the suggestions PG-13 Guys

 

If your intentions are anything other than sordid you may as call it a day.

 

"Can you fit this lollipop into your mouth? Wanna try?"


Side note; Sonic Adventure 2 is out, but I can't afford it

 

I hate it when someone types "loose" instead of "lose"

For example;