PPC - Post Party Countdown

Sure he will

 

Aquaman movie would be gay. Literally.

Effeminate male rides around on pastel-coloured seahorses and is captured/tentacle raped by a squid; interspersed with jarring emo flourishes.

Sky would love it.

 

You should see him in the recent comics. He walks around like he doesn't give a ****. He doesn't work with sea creatures, he ****ing rules them. He doesn't give a **** about a fish.

Or so I've heard

 

Ha. Shenanigans.

 

I meant aquaman could never replace spiderman on the meme front. Even so, aquaman would only be cool if most crime to place underwater, which it does not.

 

My girlfriend said that Batman wasn't a superhero...

 

Batman isn't "super" in the technical sense, but no human in real life would be able to do what batman does.

 

this just in: the only superhero in Watchmen is Dr Manhattan

 

Lies!

 

Ozymandias is on the same level as batman in terms of superhuman prowess I think.

 

Nite Owl's the batman-like character.

 

I've been trying to find something to show just how badass Aqua Lad is in Young Justice, but I can't find anything that wouldn't spoil the show for CHUCK.

 

If only Grif's parents had been murdered by that mugger. Stupid concealed carry permits.

 

21 year old male passed out from alcohol poisoning in front of a giant Justin Bieber cutout.

"Did he have an ID on him?"

"No, I don't think his underwear had pockets."

 

It's actually pretty easy to get a liscense in Texas. Also **** you, my parents are cool and should not be shot. Stouf can back me up.

 

Would you rather have parents or be Batman?

 

grif, buy me civ v expansion on steam will you?

 

It's $10, buy it yourself