I'm almost 12 22, and I don't have a girlfriend. I then thought, "How original?" So I checked the first reply and confirmed such originality on Forge Hub.
I'll be able to buy tobacco in just barely over a month! Not that I use tobacco... It's just that I can. (18 in June)
Says the guy in college. It is a well known fact that you can't complain about being old (or everyone else being young) until you're at least 30.