PPC - Post Party Countdown

You know how people in movies will sometimes **** a shotgun with one hand by just grabbing it and moving their hand up and down? It is the most badass thing in the world. I feel like a lesser man when I see that. I see that and think to myself "what have I done in my life? This man has earned his right to existence, and I'm just sitting here pretending to be content with my pathetic excuse for a life". I sometimes take long walks, reflecting on my actions, asking myself life's big questions. How much ammo do I need, is the safety on, and how does my ability to **** a shotgun one-handed define me as a person! Then I masturbate and make the noises of cocking a shotgun, just so I can look myself in the mirror without being ashamed.

 

I found it difficult to **** a shotgun with two hands...

 

****.

 

It's hard to **** a shotgun, amirite?

 

"He was a never nude."

 

firing a shotgun makes your shoulder hurt a lot

 

I take it you don't do it often.

 

Halo 4 is lookin pretty cool.

 

we were skeet shooting.
i missed every single one.

much easier to shoot with controller =P

 

Skeet shooting is a waste of ammo if you go more than once

 

thats not what your mom said HEYO

 

somewhat.

 

goddamn why are there so many bronies on this site i forgot how everyone is 12 here

 

Actually, a Daywalker is a ginger who can go out in the sun for more than 3 minutes without getting sunburned, and/or one who has a normal complexion. I am both of those, but I still have freckles. Not saying I'm not a ginger (or ranga, as Australians have dubbed us), just a different strand of the genome. ;P

 

http://www.forgehub.com/forum/groups/bronies.html

 

I know, right?

I blame my lazy eye for my poor aim.

I was going by the south park definition.

 

I love how Cartman's bigotry has Inceptioned us all over the years.