"Yoshi is my favourite Pokemon" "The Hallocaust was that thing with the Jews right?" "Was he o.k?" (after being told a story where the orator's friend was decapitated) Fairer sex indeed.
What? I think so... I think I made it... Wow... http://www.forgehub.com/forum/general-chat/70550-monday-thread-open-only-mondays.html
Let me tell you about how stupid my life is sometimes. So Friday night I get really drunk and pass out sometime around 3 in the morning. At maybe 6 I get up and take out my contacts and realize my left one is not in. Okay whatever I had them in for about a month without taking them out, they need to go anyway. So I put in a fresh pair Saturday and can't help but notice my eyes feel a little off. Whatever, I'll get over it. I don't so I take out my contacts Monday and put on glasses, but it doesn't help. So this morning I notice that I do have my left contact in. The month old one. How the hell did it stay in!
When I took out the second contact above it it should have come out. When I drunkly tried to take it out I was fairly certain nothing was there.