Kim Jong Il is dead at 69

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  1. Bloo Jay

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  2. Security

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    What's going to happen to all of his dongs?
     
  3. Stevo

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    Kim Jong died of natural causes? Wow... I guess he was pretty il
     
  4. pinohkio

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    The ironic thing is; he died at 69 while trying to self-suck himself.
     
  5. Spicy Forges

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    Didnt even realise this. Whats this mean for communism?
     
  6. RightSideTheory

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    Oh no, now who will I laugh at for looking at things?
     
  7. AceOfSpades

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    So many good pun opportunities.
     
  8. Zigywig

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    This is just like Homefront. Bring on the Koreans.
     
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    Kim Jong Il
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    Sneezed his brains out (had common cold)
     
  10. Skater

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    I wonder how much of this story is a lie. And did you see the video of the people bawling their eyes out in the street? Staged to the high heavens if you ask me.
     
  11. Flameblad3

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    North Koreans were actually ordered to mourn him like that. If they didn't, they, or their families, would probably be punished.

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    This is old, but this thread needs it so bad.
     
  12. Poolio

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    I thought that they were debating his age? They didn't know what age he was exactly, but they did know he was 69 or 70.
     
  13. Security

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    What if he's actually 70? That could change EVERYTHING.
     
  14. Stevo

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    Kim Jong Il is dead... Looks like his Korea is over.
     
  15. Rorak Kuroda

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    His son is taking over. I sincerely doubt that.
     
  16. Stevo

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    .... spoilsport
     
  17. Skater

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    Dat dead guy. Also Steve, I would like to inform you that he was in possession of the worlds largest porn collection.
     
  18. Stevo

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    He must've been a pretty ronery guy?
     
  19. Titmar

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    from what i head, the son is taking over, but will not be officially ruling yet, and the staff will be running **** until he is ready to rule... which after seeing plenty of movies leads me to believe that this is all part of a larger plan by another person behind the scenes...
     
  20. Rorak Kuroda

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    Kim Jong Il's father's regime was no different from the current regime, so it's not unlikely that there may be a behind-the-scenes thing going on. Kim Jong Il may just be a face, and not a power.
     
    #20 Rorak Kuroda, Dec 23, 2011
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