Some one told me today is Zigywig's birthday today. Jon Lajoie Live! New Song "The Birthday Song" on SIRIUS XM (EXPLICIT) - YouTube
So, y'know how sometimes someone will push you forward while you're using a urinal and make you pee on yourself? Haha, funny, yeah whatever. My friend, on the other hand, thought it would be a good idea to instead hold me against the urinal while I peed down my leg and onto my shoe for a few seconds. Too far. I washed my hands, shook his, and we entered a duel of revenge. He made the first move and then it was mine. Today, in class, I had a sneeze a'comin. I turned my head and just happened to sneeze horribly in my friend's face. Decent amount of snot, cloud of spit, slight after smell, you get the idea. It was an accident, but my friend called revenge and I accepted it based on how upset he got. So now it's his turn. Basically, I'm going to need ideas on how to get my friend back once it becomes my turn again. Any ideas? Nothing simple like a kick to the nuts or sneezing in his face. It will need to be a little more elaborate after this.
My mom drinks funky juice. [br][/br]Edited by merge: 30 Rock: 'She calls it... Funky Juice" - YouTube
My family members are all too successful to use LinkedIn so I can't find people to connect with. #1percentproblems But in all seriousness most of them are too old (and have a secure job) to want or need one. I don't know why I try to use it.
Managing to put clear plastic wrap over his toilet seat, or finding out his worst fear, then create a scenario in which he faces said fear are two that come to mind.
We've agreed that outside help is fair game, so that's possible... I'm considering recruiting his twin sister, just don't know what I'd ask her to do yet.