Best lines of the night: "I would like to provide some clarity on marriage for all of the strong willed men out there: give up" "If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what does that make you" "When women get to that age, other women gather around in a circle, talk to her, give her a kit of 'essential' items, drink tea, and sing 'one of us... one of us...' and so on and so forth. Guys don't do that, we don't gather around and say 'you are going to have this dream'" edit: oh and my favorite was a five minute ramble of incomprehensible cosby words