Ahh, young men and their still-developing hormones. When this happens I usually just piss in the shower . While I'm showering of course, I'm not an animal...
I hate when i get so many goddamn shinners from skateboarding, then you cant feel your ankles the next day.
It frustrates me when your Guidance Councillor is on vacation so they can't tell you that you have an AP Lit summer assignment until a week before school starts. -_-
I hate most of the people on my facebook at the moment. two weeks ago, they whined about how it is always raining and that they want to have a sunny summer. Now we have over 30°C(90°F) each they and they are complaining that it is too hot!
I hate it how hard Nibs and I try to lose in the 2v2 tournament, but every team drops out or is a BYE
dude. this. like it's a much greater ease than trying to position yourself n **** with the bowl. in the shower however, no hassle.
Yeh, **** bending your **** down at an irregular angle while its hard as a rock. Its hurts like **** and can actually do damage to the expanded blood vessels.
I hate when I roll an ankle 2 days before skiing and I can't do anything except watch it swell to about the size of an orange. p.s: Im going skiing tomorrow :/
I hate it when my step-mom locks me in the basement cage for 3 days. I don't mind the flies, the cold cement floor, or the lack of sunlight so much, but dang, I really get hungry down there.
Anyone here that has a girlfriend/wife/general sex partner will know what Im talking about here. When I go to bed, my general aim is to sleep. It isn't to talk about all the **** you did during the day, something that's on your mind at the time, or anything that could have been said before we went to bed. For ****s sake, I have to get up friggin early the next morning for work. The last thing I want to do is be kept up another 45 ****ing minutes because of some pointless piece of information that doesn't interest me, and will likely not get much of a response out of me, if any response at all. The only reason I want to be kept up another 45 minutes or more before sleeping is for sexy time. That. Is. It.
Maybe you should tell your girlfriend/wife/general sex partner that you want to sleep because youre tired?