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Are your balls too big? Are they heavy as a pig? Do they bruise your cerebellum when you dance an Irish jig? Can they function as the anchors for a fleet of oil tankers? Are your balls too big?
Do your balls hang low? Do the wobble to and fro? Do they swing from side to side? Do they sometimes hit your toe? Could you sweep and mop the floor pick up dust and maybe more do your balls hang low?
Is your **** too huge? Too much to clean up when you splooge? Is it old and wrinkly? Like that grumpy Mr. Scrooge? Do you use it on those hoes? Or are you more into bros? Is your **** too huge?
Are your balls real small? Barely visible at all? Do they look just like two peanuts stuck onto a bowling ball? Can you store them in a thimble when you're feeling rather nimble? Are your ball real small?