Convicted hitman Jimmy "Two-Shoes" McClarty confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack patty whack.
Holy ****. YouTube - Archer - Just the Tip?‏ J. Benjamin: "I'm in a car with my sister driving to the train" Interviewer: "Oh visiting your sister. I didn't realise big showbiz guys like you still take public transportation" J. Benjamin: "No, I'm going to, we're going to watch the train, not to take it. I like watching trains go by, but ..uh.. i'd would never take one, no."