May 21, 2011 is the end of the world?

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  1. noklu

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    It's all fine. Kiripati (the earliest place on earth) was fine, and so was New Zealand. I'm an Australian, and it's 6:17. I think we can safely say it didn't happen. Unless I'm an ungodly heathen.

    Oh, and I heard that they might have gotten the date wrong because they used the wrong Calendar system...
     
  2. Titmar

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    OHHHHH

    our bad, our bad

    sorry we cant refund all the money you donated to the church to guarantee your rapture.
     
  3. Berb

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    Bahahaha so true, so true.
    There's gonna be some unhappy campers at mass tomorrow morning...
     
  4. Ladnil

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    All this because some old attention ***** bought billboards. 2012 is going to be so goddamn retarded.
     
  5. WWWilliam

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    Guess they where wrong.

    Also the world probably wont just suddenly explode instantly so however the world ends from wars to poverty to biblical demons from hell it would take more than one day.
     
  6. PacMonster1

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    ^ This
     
  7. R Richard P26

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    The reason it didn't affect any of you guys is because New Zealand, Australia, and every other place on Earth is filled with nothing but sodomizing, pagan, little boy touching, feminist, Jewish, Muslim, ****, Catholic, atheist, demon worshipping, **** sucking, God hating, Hell bound heathans who won't even know they Rapture has come because none of you darky/asian loving, gay, less than human monsters are welcome in heavan with my white skinned holy, God-loving, breathren.

    /Westboro Baptist spin on the situation

    Now really, I hope they don't try to hurt themselves when they don't get Raptured. They may figure that since they aren't going to heaven anyway they may as well get it over with. A lot of these people seem like idiots, but I remember somewhere I read that people in cults are actually more likely to be more intelligent people who are just own on their luck, because the more intelligent are supposedly more open to new ideas. (their minds are so open their brain falls out if you will.)

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    Family Radio (FR) Worldwide - Judgment Day: May 21, 2011

    Here's the homepage of their radio show. Their audio is down though, I'm kind of sad, I wish I could hear when 6 o'clock passes them by.
     
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  8. CaMOfo

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    Yeah.. The world clearly didn't end 10 years go. -_-
     
  9. Rorak Kuroda

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    For some clarification....

    Today is rapture. Which means those destined to go to heaven, will go to heaven. Everyone else stays on earth for 5 months while Armageddon happens. The world will be engulfed in flames October 21st.

    But.

    That didn't happen.
     
  10. Playerhata27

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    Honestly, with something like this that just received mainstream popularity and it got pretty big, just imagine what December 21st 2012 will be like. I'm looking my **** and staying inside lol.
     
  11. Neoshadow

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    Leaves us with two explanations:

    It's bullshit.

    None of us are worthy of heaven.

    Now as an Atheist, it's the first one for sure...But:
    If the bible is followed, there is practically no man on earth who deserves to get into heaven. We've all broken one or more of the commandments.
     
  12. Reign

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    So according to Retard Camping we have one hour to live.
     
  13. Playerhata27

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  14. Titmar

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    2012 is gonna rule
    im going to the himalayas to hang out with that monk guy and smoke blunts while the giant wave comes over mount everest and kills us like in the 2012 movie.
     
  15. Chan

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    Looks like someone needs to brush up on their math.


    Or just stop reading their crazybook.
     
  16. Flameblad3

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    I love how it's May 22 here in good ol' Down Under.
     
  17. Hogframe

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    Well, it's officially the day after, and it seems like all is as it should be.

    See guys? Everything is just fine.
     
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  18. ChronoTempest

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    This man is truly the greatest oracle of our time.
     
  19. Meltyourtv

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    Well, that was a bust.
     
  20. Dow

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    this.

    Also, if there ever is an apocalypse, I hope it happens in my lifetime.
     

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