PPC - Post Party Countdown

When was the last you put coins in a strippers thong? When was the last time you rolled a coin to snort coke? Notes are probably dirtier.

 

hands are dirtier than genitals

 

Actually now that I think about that the idea of washing your hands after taking a piss seems rather odd. I think it would make more sense to do it before. I mean it's a lot cleaner in your pants than all the places your hands touch.

 

urine is sterile.

 

if paper money is so dirty, why doesnt the government do something about it

 

I clean and press all of my cash.

 

i clean and press all of my ****.

 

How is calling somebody an idiot immature?

 

Whats the context of the sentence? It can be immature

 

In the context that they give a terrible metaphor, and you call them an idiot.

 

Protip - don't break your ankle.

So horribly painful.

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Ontopicness is greatness.

 

obligatorynolurk

 

YouTube - PEACH CHEATS ON MARIO

 

nahh.

 

The video is quite funny.

 

That's pretty funny.

 

Quite.

 

That's pretty funny.

 

Pretty.

 

Funny