Well you have that furry convention coming up, in which your target "mounts" you and realizes that not everyone dressed up as a female animal is actually a female. Suffice to say it ends in disappointment, heartbreak AND confusion on the part of both parties.
"Welcome to a very special episode of The Young and the Shoutless. Tonight, Furry reveals his dark past, and his even darker future in the arms of an arms dealer named Emmanuel."
I think i've come to a conclusion that makes perfect sense. Sarge is a furry trapped in a closet of some sort. Amirite?
I feel sick and tired, and have no energy. So I thought maybe 3 cans of red bull would give me energy. How wrong I was.