Poke holes in her uterus. [br][/br]Edited by merge: [br][/br]Edited by merge: YouTube - INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
Can't, too cold. I've got that feeling you get when you wear long socks too long. It's like my leg hair is killing itself.
But then my legs would be cold [br][/br]Edited by merge: A few days ago I was walking across a golf course covered in snow and noticed a white scarf on the ground. I walked over to the low railing at the edge of the golf course and tied it to it with the hope that the owner would find it. Today I was walking that same course and saw a family get out of a car to go play on it. As I continued on I heard a woman's voice say "That's my scarf! How did it end up there?" I didn't turn back, but inside I was glad that I got to send the other side of a good deed.
BECAUSE I NEED TO EXPRESS WIT THAT WOULD OTHERWISE STAY PENT UP INSIDE ME LIKE ANGER IN A SCHOOLBOY WHO GOT RAPED BY THE SWINGSET NAMED MR. SWINGS WHO WASN'T REALLY A SWINGSET BUT A TREE THAT WALKED AND YELLED IT WASN'T A TREE. HE WAS RAPED BY AN ENT. /painfulmemories
Ha-HA! Good times... At night? It only just came on. What is it about cyclones that brings out the hotties? I feel so stupid for buying emergency water and not buying emergency condoms.
You mean you don't keep a spare stash at hand all the time? Glad to see you're all right, and were not the idiot that didn't put his generator in a better place.