For the same reason my brother leeches all of my ****ing bandwidth so he can download Couger Town, Grey's Anatomy and Gossip Girl. Life sucks.
Hahahaha You're thinking of Black Friday, which is today, and it comes right after Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is basically an excuse for fat people to eat a lot.
sarge, you still havent addressed the fact you arent funny. you keep attempting to make yourself seem smarter by quoting me and making it whatever you want it to be. i dont care if my argument sounds flawed in your eyes. its cos you're being irrational. you are going to reply to this again, quoting this line and not address the point, again.
thus backing my point it's more lol@thatguy rather than lol@sarge - sarge doesnt use the material that the victim provides, rather than just degrading their intelligence with arbitrary statements and a few other snippets of somewhat plagiarised material. thats why specopsgrunt is so memorable - its what he said that made it so funny.