Author: Zow Jr Gametype Name: N00b Slayer __________________________________________________ Description: I am Zow Jr. And I approve the following message. Hello everyone! I am noob. This is noob. Say hi noob. Hi noob. Noob loves halo Reach. Bungie r teh best company evah. But noob has noticed something that has been going on since Halo 2 came out. You see, noob is a player just like you. Noob enjoys playing the game, but has... different ways of playing it. Like the N00b Comb0 Armor lock spam Grenade Spam(not shown) And even a good hearty assassination. But noob's way of playing has made the Halo Reach community mad at noob. They make fun of noob and say mean things about noob such as.
Well, I'm not a N00b, and I don't plan to act like one in any shape, size, or form, but I must say, this is an idealistic, and beautiful post and idea! Even though I am strongly against this gametype and probably won't download it, that won't stop me from complimenting you on your time and effort! That role-playing is just genius! Pure genius! You should really incorperate that into some more of your map posts. The actual inspiration seems to make this worth the DL alone. And what really makes this shine is that it's extremely portable--no custom map required! But alas, instead of complimenting it, it would be more benificial to you to tell you why I didn't download it, even though I'd much rather keep up the world of sunshine and rainbows and floating smilies N00b probably lives in. The classes are repetitive and don't show the most popular N00b techniques very well. A sword class with Sprint, and jet-packs with rockets are probably some of the most well-known N00blander tactics today. Also, if you have a DMR and P-pistol, why rinse, lather, and repeat with a needle rifle? It just seems unecessary. And the dressing for this long, ranty salad is the highly contraversial issue of the Armor Lock fairity. Really, it's not overpowered at all unless it's unlimited, now more than ever. I guess when the game came out, it could be a ****-move, simply because not many players really understood what an EMP was, but now that people understand how to beat it, it has become an element of pure skill and tactics meant to keep AWAY N00bs, not embody them. Still, as stated before by a very wise flamingo, you made an unpleasant situation seem all right, just by being an amazing poster. I hope to reembody my original thesis with the ending kenspeckle idea that, well, good job man, you really reminded me that some forgers still try to do a great post for their maps.
I am flattered and enlightened at the same time. As I am posting this, these are the new classes. DMR Plasma pistol Evade Magnum plasma pistol Armor Lock Shotgun Camo Sword Sprint Needler Jet Pack Had to keep some balance in it. But thanks for the compliments and suggestions.
Well, it's a start, and I stand by my wholehearted belief that your gametype-making talents are no match for your posting talents. I see the balence and recognize the need for it, and leave you with the following reminder of armor lock fairness. Albeit the rocket launcher is too empowering, you still should replace armor lock with something that's actually noobish. Nonetheless, good job, man!
you win. i might download the game type some time. SUGGESTION: have each loadout start with 2 plasmas instead of 2 frags. even more nooBish!
tl;dr NO HAHAHA IM JUST JOKING. Great job on the post though. I think you finally managed to complete Bungie's ultimate mission of lowering the skill gap to a non-existant level. Also, congrats on fixing the many, many grammar/ spelling/etc mistakes you originally had. Cheers, Hass.
i loVe teh No0b cOmboz! actually with all seriousness i use the hell out of plasma overcharge in invasion.. Ya it's bs for the other guy, but it works for your team. This sounds like a very entertaining game type. You did an awesome job with the post.
This looks like great fun, because I sometimes resort to n00biness in MM. This will help me hone my noob (s)kills. By the way, TL;DR = Too Long;Didn't Read. Its a form of noob.
Yay OMGSPAMLOLZ finally a gametype made speccially for meh! Just kidding. Pretty funny thread. Maybe you should sustitute the Evade loadout(not nooby enough XD) by this: Grenadier AR PP 2 Grenades of each type Armor Lock
Already have an armor lock loadout. I dont think the AR really counts among the super n00bs just because it's spray and pray. the DMR is much more suited for cheap kills than the AR. I've done research on all of these,(even suggestions made by players) and so far, these are the most severe kinds of noob tactics (there is still some speculation about sprint and sword) so ya AR can be found on map but is not really n00by enough for n00b slayer.
Never though about it that way. hmm... But that's just so crazy! Lol.........So crazy........ It just might work!