So I have to recite a poem for my English class, and my teacher isn't very internet savvy, so I have decided that I'm just going to recite the pokemon theme song, replacing the word pokemon with something.
I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Teach Children to understand The power that's inside Children! Gotta catch 'em all-- It's you and me I know it's my destiny Children! Ooooh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Children! Gotta catch 'em all-- Our hearts so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Children! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Yeeaa. Every challenge along the way With courage I can face I will battle everyday To claim my rightful place Come with me the time is right There's no better team Arm in arm we'll win the fight It's always been our dream Children! Gotta catch 'em all-- It's you and me I know it's my destiny Children! Ooooh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Children! Gotta catch 'em all-- Our hearts so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Children! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Yeeeaa! [br][/br]Edited by merge: Hamlet, the tragic hero of the Shakespearean play (and the play's namesake), show's himself to be intelligent, cunning, and relentless in his pursuit of what he believes to be justice, but also shows himself to be less than perfect, his tragic imperfections manifesting themselves in ways that ultimately help bring about his own demise. Through his need to relentlessly mock his enemies, and his inability to simply take action, he nearly undoes his own cause several times throughout the book. Hamlet periodically demonstrates his flair for satire and using double meanings in his language throughout the play, particularly when talking to people he views as enemies. This self indulging habit nearly reveals his plan to disguise himself in imaginary symptoms of hysteria, leading his smarter rivals to slowly begin to wonder about the validity of his "mental illness". Hamlet could be compared to Lear, both owning the same certain quality of "senile vanity," (Aichinger) and Hamlet displays this best while conversing with Ophelias father Polonius. While being examined and questioned by Polonius, Hamlet openly mocks the older man, calling him a "fishmonger" (Act 2, Scene 2), and commenting in a satirical fashion on "old men", "Old men have grey beards, that their faces are/ wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and/ plum-tree gum and that they have a plentiful lack of/ of wit together with most weak ham." Though Polonius is much to engrossed in the fact that Hamlet has mentioned his daughter, Hamlet almost reveals himself here, and is only saved by Polonius's narcissistic mental antics-- being caught on the trying to bend Hamlet's words to make himself right. Hamlet also displays his obvious disharmonious attitude toward his uncle and mothers matrimonial status, and does so in a way that is borderlining on disrespectful. Where he to openly appose the new king, he may be punished in a way befitting of slandering the monarch, but it would also cast him in a suspicious light, having displayed his un-happiness with the current state of affairs in the kingdom, and make his plan to avenge his fathers death even harder to carry out. Speaking to himself he refers to the newly appointed king as "A little more than kin, and less than kind" (Act 1, Scene 2). Speaking such away in front of the court itself is obviously dangerous, and shows a irrational side of Hamlet. When questioned about why he still mourns for his father, he replies to his mother in a sarcastic and almost caustic way, " Together with all forms, moods, shapes of grief,/ That can denote me truly: these indeed seem,/ For they are actions that a man might play:/ But I have that within which passeth show;/ These but the trappings and the suits of woe." (Act 1, Scene 2) Hamlets last, and arguably most detrimental flaw, is his open and blunt inability to act without careful planning and a convoluted and overly complicated plan. Hamlets plan to convince everyone of importance that his is mentally unfit (which will end with him being sent away) is an obviously ludicrous plan. "The cause of the hero's delay is irresolution; and the cause of this irresolution is excess of the reflective or speculative habit of mind." (Bradley). Hamlet tries to over-plan too much, and fly's between being ready to storm the doors of his uncle/fathers door and kill him where he stands, to concocting ridiculous plans of revenge. From the begging we see that Hamlet never thinks twice about whether or not he is able to do the task that the ghost sets out for him, on the contrary, Hamlet harps about how easy it would be, but he never simply decides to carry out the deed itself until the very end, and by that point it was far too late. Ehh, ****it. I'll turn it in without an ending summation.
Somebody ate all my twizzlers, played my ****ing 360 without asking me, didn't bother putting any of the disks in their cases, then when I go to throw the empty packet away, 3 empty boxes of Chinese takeout (guess it slipped someone's mind that I eat food as well). Don't bother turning off the light, or closing the ****ing fridge door.
heh im in that video, im the last man standing in one of the blawkin' clips. i saw that and i was like "yeah, im a cawk blawkin pro"
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