PPC - Post Party Countdown

Got crunk as **** this weekend

Not something I'm doing again

 

Yeah, single girls and Being drunk can get you in a lot of trouble. :/

 

Drunk and high at the same time

I could taste everything intensely, and the party only had shitty beers, I was so sick of it after my third beer I literally couldn't drink anymore, and then I just sat in a corner for 15 minutes staring blankly.

It wasn't fun at all.

 

I'm the asshole at the party that drinks most of your beers and climbs up on the roof. Most parties I go to nowadays have Bud Light and Coors. I rember it used to be Natty and nail polish vodka, yuck.

 

That's pretty good **** in comparison, we had keystone light here, no other options, just keystone light.

Nasty. as. ****.

 

Grif, you have my eternal love after that.

 

since when was your mum on forgehub?

 

I mean I'll drink anything, but cheap alcohol will always make me sick. Especially Four Locos, bllaaahhh.

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I didn't get that joke, QKT. Elaborate?

 

Normally I can drink anything as well, just when I was high, the taste was so intense, and so bad that I couldn't even handle it.

could not.

 

i got maimed by geckos in fallout new vegas

i was like, get away from me geckos im tryin to make healing powders

and they're like "stfu i maim you"

 

All my friends only seem capable of drinking bitchpops and ridiculously cheap cider. I usually have to go through the beers or whatever, it's embarrassing. Last party I was at, I went through 6 litres of strongbow, 2 of my mates stopped after about a sip.

 

means im banging your mother.

 

And she's telling you you're getting little action.

 

So you're banging my mother with your little "action"

..I'm referring to your ****.

 

so i fell into a cactus

 

your face.

 

I love you baby. ;]

 

for your sake...

 

derpibumpedyourmapderp

 

Grumpy grumpy grumpy...