PPC - Post Party Countdown

Like girl, want to ask her out.
Parents' won't let her go out with a boy alone. :C
What do?

 

It took you that long to figure out she was a girl?

 

STICK IT IN HER POOPER.

the girl, that is, not the parents

 

Say you're taking her to a party, then take her to the party... in your pants.

 

Go to a nice restaurant with her parents, and after you take a bite of your entrée, put some of it on your fork/ spoon and insist that her mother taste it. It will be so awkward and forward that they'll never bother you again.

Alternately, screw a girl with cooler parents.

 

Crush a bit..
Lil' bit..
Roll it up..
Take a hit..

 

Feelin’ lit
feelin’ light,
2 am
summer night.

 

I dont care..
Hand on the wheel..
Driving drunk..
Doing my thing..

 

combobreaker

 

Tell parents to shove it.

 

My brother seriously just said I don't have a life..

He's a Freshman in highschool and he hasn't even kissed a girl yet. He was literally just crying ten minutes ago over dieing in Modern Warfare. What a pathetic piece of ****..?

 

stick yo **** in his mouth to show him what its all about.

 

I turned off the Xbox and beat him up because I'm a bully.

 

awww, i love you cam.

now stick yo **** in his mouth.

 

YouTube - Washed Out - Feel it all around

ride the chillwave bros.

 

Modern Warfare is sr- no, thats just sad.

 

Weird, but good song.

YouTube - The Flaming Lips - She Don't Use Jelly

 

The Flaming Lips are amazing live. I want to see them again so bad.

 

I want to see you again so bad.

 

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