Throw petrol onto an elk and ride it through the woods screaming "I'm all greased up and ready to go!". When you're finished, make sure to dispose of the evidence; this is what the petrol was for. ...That's how I start my day anyway...
Why have a plan for humanity when you haven't done anything yourself? If I were you I'd run and hide because a beautiful darkness has arrived. The one you call father is dead and gone, I slit his throat.
^Cool stroy bro. It's difficult to pee and blow your nose at thee same time. --- Maybe, and he lives 15 minutes away from you.
Ya, I was peeing and I had a booger in my nose so I reached for the tissue and I started to blow my nose but it felt awkward so I waited.