As cool as Alan Tudyk is, my hair is much curlier than that, I have to cut it down to an inch or it fluffs up.
So, I though you Americans might be interested in this, the origin of "America" By the standards of the interwebz it's a fairly long read, though.
They say the boy sick and they can't diagnose my symptoms. Went and seen the doctor trynna find me a prescription. Told him since the early teen, all I seen's the color green. He say it aint nothing wrong; probably wasn't listening. Listening, Out of town where any of the paper be. Grandma tell me go to church, somebody need to pray for me. So I leave and go and see the preacher he said, "holy smokes." See I'm nothing like you; my pockets got the holy ghost. From that side of town where you can get it for the shorty low. **** about a price tag everythings affordable. And my homie told me, "You a nigga, be a rich one." Why you on yo ass? You ain't got no money? Get some. Got no money? Get some.
Because you've already seen one more picture of me than I care to let out. and creepiness depends on whether you're taking his view of innocent appreciation or an outsider's view of creepy ogling.